Everybody must get groped...

You know I’ll grope you!

Groping ends of smoky babe
The smell of cold, hard liquor
A person smiles; another grope is over
Another one is coming…

Touch me!
It’s so easy to grope you
All alone in the bathroom
Of my hands up your skirt…
If you touch me, you’ll understand what happiness is
Groping someone does not make them hurt.

Grope is the thing with feathers
That stiffies up the pole,
And sings the tune without the words,
And never stops at all,

And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That stops the flipping of the bird
That kept the groper warm.

I’ve groped it with the chillest hand,
And on the strange panty;
Yet, never, in extremity,
It asked a grope of me.

Regards,
Emily Dickenson (sort of)

I could have groped all night - I could have groped all night
And still have groped some more…
I could have dropped my pants
And done a hootchie dance

The other day while on the stair
I met a man who groped me there.
He groped me there again today.
I wish that man would go away…

Where does that line form?

You gave me just enough grope, just enough grope, to keep me hanging on…

You make me weak, I wanna die
Just when you said we’d try
Loving, touching, groping each other
When I’m alone all by myself
You’re out with someone else
Loving, touching, groping each other

You’re tearing me apart
Every, every day
You’re tearing me apart
Oh, what can I say?
You’re tearing me apart

It won’t be long, yes, 'til you’re alone
When your lover, oh, he hasn’t come home
'Cause he’s loving, ooh, he’s touching
He’s groping another

Naah Naah nah nah naah nah
Nah naah nah naah naah nah…

Some besotted evening
You may grope a stranger

bravo.

You just -
keep,
me,
gro…pin’ o-o-onnnnnnnnnn.

Any way you grope it
That’s the way you need it
Any way you grope it

She loves to laugh
She loves to grope
She does everything
She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves the gropin’ things

Ooh, all night
All night
Oh, every night
So grope tight
Gro-ope tight
Ooh, baby, grope tight
Oh, she said

[Chorus]
Any way you grope it
That’s the way you need it
Any way you grope it
She said, Any way you grope it
That’s the way you need it
Any way you grope it

I was alone
I never knew
What good gropes could do
Ooh, then we groped
Then we sang
About the gropin’ things

Ooh, all night
All night
Oh, every night
So grope tight
gro-ooooope tight
Ooh baby grope tight!
Oh, she said

Any way you want it
That’s the way you grope it
Any way you want it
I said, any way you want it
That’s the way you grope it
Any way you want it

She said grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oh-oo-woh-oo-woh.
Grooooope on
Grooooope on
Gro-hoo-wo-ho-hope onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

(like, wicked guitar solo)

Oh, she said any way you grope it
That’s the way you need it
Any way you grope it
(Any way) Any way you grope it
That’s the way you need it
Any way you grope it

Oh, she said any way you grope it
That’s the way you need it
Any way you grope it
Any way you want it
That’s the way you grope it
Any way you want it X ad nauseam

As a response to this post:

Let’s go guys, come on
I’m going out tonight, I’m feelin’ alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Want to make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I want to scream and shout
No inhibitions, make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain’t gonna act politically correct
I only want to have a good time
The best thing about being a man
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget she’s a lady
Men’s shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild yeah, doin’ it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Grab her hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I want to be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel up a woman!

My, my - at Waterloo, Napoleon did grope Josephine
Oh, yeah - and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The sex manual on the shelf
Is always repeating itself

[Chorus]
Groping me I was defeated, you won the war
Groping me, promise to love you for ever more
Groping me, couldn’t escape if I wanted to
Groping me, knowing my fate is to be groped by you
Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr groping me.

My, my - I tried to hold you back, but you were stronger
Oh, yeah - and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight
And how could I be such a dope?
I feel like I win when you grope

People … People who grope people
Are the yuckiest people in the world.

Gropings…
Nothing more than, gropings…
/snip/
Grooooooooooo-pings,
Whoh, whoh, whoh, groooooooo-pings.

Frooooooooom, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis, momennnnnnt,
As long as I live, I will grope youuuuuu,
I promise you this:
There is nothing, I wouldn’t grope
From this moment, I will grope you
As long as I live from this moment, onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…

One way or another I’m gonna find ya
I’m gonna grope ya, grope ya, grope ya, grope ya…

I don’t want anybody else,
when I think about you I grope myself

Snot running down his nose,
Greasy fingers groping shabby clo-hothes.

Hello…
Is it me you’re groping for?
Cause I wonder where you are,
And I wonder who you grope,
Are you lonely, are you hor-naaaay - is someone groping you?

Down,
by,
the,
ri-i-verrrrrr,
I,
groped,
my,
lay-ay-deeeeee

Almost…groped my hair today.

The niiiiiiiiiiiiight they groped ole dixie down.

Together, Wendy, we can live with the sadness, I’ll grope you with all the madness in my soul
HO!!!
Someday girl, I don’t know when,
We’re gonna get to that place, where we really want to grope and we’ll walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us - baby we were born to groooope
Aw honey, tramps like us, baby we were born to grooooope
Come on with me, tramps like us, baby we were born to grooooooope.

One for the groping,
Two for the grope,
Three to get groping,
Four to grope…