Her name is enilorac, and I’ve been telling her about the SDMB for weeks now. She’s really cool!
HI!!!
hi to my friend. ::ba-dum bum::
Welcome caroline.
I’ve been suckered into these kinds of threads before, where the promised “friend” inevitably fails to appear. No more! You won’t see me posting in this thread.
!BMDS ot emoclew !enilorac iH
!enoyreve iH
waves
Allo! Welcome to the SDMB, and watch out for flying bolts of lightenZAP!
Hey, no cross-thread electrocuting!
And by all means, feel free to join the bar brawl.
Nyah nyah, Arnold! 
Myrr, the power to ZAP is MINE ALONE! How dare you steal it from me!!
.murof “snmuloC s’liceC no stnemmoC” eht si taht rewot emosenol eht ni netfo tisiv dna emoc ot tegrof t’nod dna ,draob eht fo saera eht lla fo ruot a ekam esaelP .dlrow elttil ruo ot emocleW .pu wohs did yllaer dneirf wen ehT !denmad eb ll’I lleW
oh dear holds up mirror i guess i should make this clear now, since coming to this planet i’ve fallen out of the habit of typing “backwards” now where’s my mirror?
My head hurts…too much sdrawkcab…I mean backwards writing. My brain—POP
Now you’ve gone and blown my cranium up, thanks a lot.
Audrey: I was just expressing the likely impending event of me being ZAP!ped; I wouldn’t dare presume to steal your power.
Forgive me?
::hides behind chair::
Welcome to the SDMB, Car… umm… “enilorac”. gee, sounds like some creamy medicine you drink with a spoon, or an alien robot. 
Any friend of Audrey is a friend of mine… assuming you like to flirt also. 
Hi, enilorac.
Syncerily,
RetsymSkce
Hey!!! What am I? Chop Suey?
Excuse me while I go troll the lonesome tower. You do know the one I’m talking about right? kidding, just kidding
yep yep. welcome to SDMB. My name is Osip.
Remember THAT name…
you will need it for the restraining order!
Osip
Hey caroline. I’m not gonna type backwards, it’s silly.
I’m not going to type backwards. We’ve done that thread haven’t we?
But I will welcome the new-girl on the block. Welcome enilorac (sounds like a Superman villian doesn’t it?) to probably the coolest collection of goofballs and wonderful people on the net.
I’m sure AudreyK’s already giving you the lowdown on how-to and what-to so we can skip those formalities and start planning your 100th post party.
Enjoy.
Myrr, I think it’s too early in our relationship for you to be afraid of me. People will think we’re married or something!
I’ll be more gentle from now on :: … Promise…
Danielinthewolvesden, enilorac is QUITE the flirt! She looks sweet and shy, but WHOA!!!
I learned all my moves from her!!!
::ducks and flees::
excuse me? u great master are the one i learned all my moves from, i’m not as good as audrey is at flirting…she’s had more uh what should i call it…experience yeah that’s it ;)but thank you all for the warm welcome =)
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*Originally posted by AudreyK *
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Whew, that’s a relief. My natural resistance to electrocution is marvelous, but I’d rather not push it–I need to save some for the thunderstorms.
Besides, I’m not really afraid of you (don’t hurt me please)–you haven’t done anything * fatal * yet
But let’s get this straight–which one of you learned from which?