i think its obvious that audrey is the grand master and that i learned everything i know from her. 
Caro likes to say I’m the master… but she’s like the wise man that sits on mountaintops: she teaches me and calls me “little grasshopper” and sends me out and thus I appear to be the wise master… but in REALITY, she’s the one with the skills.
Flkjfdf ljlksdflsf. Tkljkf ppocd njhljhd jyhsoxje jhkhkjcsd.
Ah… Dammit. I was never any good at writing backwards. Welcome aboard, enilorac.
Ohh, now I’m all confused…
So let me get this straight: you both claim that the other one taught you everything…my brain is so confused.
Somebody (Audrey?) help me straighten this out.
Easy, Myrr, just believe me and everything will be great! (Of course I’m only saying this cuz enilorac ran off to do something else…)
I’m the corrupted protegé, she’s the flirtmaster!
Hmm, corrupted protege, eh? Sounds good to me.
Now quick, while she’s distracted, get this thread closed, and she won’t be able to challenge you…
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr AUDREY!
Hi!
Stop by the link in my sig below and see what some of us dopers actually look like!
Hello enilorac. Assume comfort.
Hi, um, enilorac! You back already?
: (yojne nac sedis htob os) erusaelpcimordnilap ruoy rof won dna…!uoy knahT
Egad! No bondage!
Reviled did I live, said I, as evil I did deliver.
Back off, backwards-name…graaaahhhhh.
Audrey has shown me the truth–I was confused, now I have seen the way. Back off GROWL
Repel evil as a live leper!
Hey caroline! Welcome to the board! Don’t be frightened little one, come into the black light…
but but…its scary…
Myrr!! We can ALL play nicely together!!
BTW, Freak, I love your sig.
Ahem. In the future, I really must insist that all pluralizations of the words “skill,” “thug,” and “dawg” be completed with a “z” (optional: the word “account”, but only if you earned your CPA on the streetz). Call me anal, but I believe in the traditional way of doing things.
That having been said, welcome, enilorac. 
Well, you’d also have to have a Letter Opener of Death, and how many of us actually have one of them?
Err, sorry about the growling thing…I get a little confused sometimes 
Hi, Audrey’s friend!
Lux, will dooz. 