well, since you both claimed have learned form the other, and the other is the mistress, I’m afraid we are gonna have to see a demo. Now you Ladies stand there while my assistants, PB & Mr.C spray you down with oil, meanwhile, pay NO ATTENTION TO THE WOLF BEHIND THE CAMERA!! 
NO NO!! NO OILWRESTLING!!
::fleeing::
i’d prefer jello wrestling myself…
Any special flavor? anything but green, m’ dear, and with or without those little marshmallows?
Audrianna, come backkk…, we have jello instead of oil. Please?
::peeks head back in thread::
No! I don’t do wrestling! I’d rather shoot pool!
What? Shoot pool in a bikini? Well…
If enilorac goes for it, then I suppose…
How much do you want for all of AudreyK’s embarrassing secrets?
She can’t be bought!!!
[sub]At least she BETTER not be…
Howdy friend caroline.
Somebody mention Pool?! Nekkid Pool?! Strip Pool?! Bikini Pool?! All of the above?! Count me in. 
J, you gonna wear a bikini for us?
Hmmm sure. It might look a tad funny though. How’s about i just go for a Speedo? The bikini top wouldn’t do a thing for my hairy chest. Not to mention the fact, i have no idea what cup size i’d be.
Careful! I’m sure some dopers here would be happy to “assess” your size.
HEY!! You been peeking through my bathroom window again?
Er, no, that was me. Sorry, JB. I thought you hadn’t noticed.
Have no idea what the handle means nor even how to pronounce it.
But, Welcome.
OOOHHH!! It was you huh? Well why fer you just peeking through the window? Next time just knock on the door. I’d be happy to let you in.
Welcome caroline, er, I mean, uh, what would it be? E…n…, aw screw it.
Enilorac! And I’m Yerdua! Hee hee hee!
I was, um, checking to see if you were home. And I didn’t see you, so I thought you were out, so I didn’t knock. Yeah, that’s it. I was just passing through, on my way to greet enilorac, so I didn’t have a lot of time to watc…er, find you.