Wait… didn’t you warn him to lurk first? Dopers? Gentle?
Oh the humanity!
You’ve got to ease the poor boy into it, tsarina… get him hooked on the columns and show him around GD and the pit so he doesn’t get his fool head bit off. Give him over to threadspotting and Weird Earl for a month or two to get a sense of the history of the boards. Show him who JDT and Wildest Bill are so he’s not totally clueless when someone tells him to go Tug-Ahoy or to lay off the Mexican Fat Burners…
I mean, the very fact he thinks I’m some sort of “celebrity” ought to clue you in that he’s got a few delusions he needs to be nursed off of.