(Old) Everybody's hiding under a rock in the MMP

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So I knew it was Palm Sunday from our lovely swampy but needed a lil’ help putting the rest together.

Never fear, a tiny (eleven dollar!!) itsy bitsy (just over 2 lb!) ham resides safely in my fridge.

And now, this:

I normally am not, ah, the greatest of friends with LEO.

I would, in this case, make great exception and keep a watchful eye on the proceedings from a safe distance.