I’m west coast USA, so I have another 5 hours or so.
Time enough to take a plane, fly west, and avoid the whole thing altogether, I’m thinking.
My mom and dad ascended to heaven, and all I got was this lousy one-liner.
You mean god follows time zones. If it were me, I would use sun time. And either sunrise, sunset, or meridional passage. The idea that it follows time zones (which, needless to point out, didn’t exist in biblical times) is even more risible than the whole end of days heresy.
Where I am, sunset is not for another three hours or so. I am holding my breath.
cloud computing gives you more power.
HEY YO YO YO, a’ight, a’ight!
PEACE OUT Y’ALL!!!..
…Oh, ‘tured’; rapTURED…
No, I ain’t down with that.
Well, the East Coast should disappear in 5 minutes. I’m turning on CNN, I want to see it live.
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I’m feeling fine.
I spent the last five minutes wanking.
Alright, more like 3 minutes.
it’s only he rapture for the saved, the end will be 10/21/11
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So where, in time, ARE you right now?
Is this a projection?
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Has there been a thread with a Poster + Post = WTF/HAHAHA/I GET IT theme? It could be entertaining. 
6:24 EDT and I’m still here, but one of my houseplants is missing.
minus 26 minutes LRT (local Rapture Time) and counting.
Remember that they do not observe Daylight Saving Time in Heaven, as far as I know, so the Rapture may be delayed by one hour.
It could be that the number of Raptured is actually so small that it has happened and we just haven’t noticed. Lots of people go missing every day anyhow…so we will be lulled into complacency and the BANG!!! October will be here… According to a flow chart on Facebook the list of requirements is very stringent…even my minister can’t make the cut, having been divorced.
I’m present and unaccounted for.
Are you saying that NUMERO UNO is too backward for high-tech at home base?
That is too clev
Okay, put me down for each first Thursday of the month.
I had just used that line at a group lunch this morning (Somewhere around 11:30 to 11:35 am, EDT, in case anyone is curious.). Great minds think alike! 
As long as it’s after October 10th, cause I’m on vacation the week before that.
As we all know, God and Jesus became American citizens, and their time zone is Eastern (the National Cathedral is in DC). If they don’t observe Daylight Saving Time, we have 8 minutes to go.
Seriously, I wonder if the nutcase radio guy who bought all the billboards will kill himself and his family tonight. Damn, I wish I knew about this in December when I was making my Death Pool list.
If God and Jesus become american citizens, I want to see their birth certificates.
Especially, God’s.
I didn’t say they were born in America. What would their birth certificates have to do with it?
Though I confess to wanting to see Jesus’s school transcripts. Is it possible to consider omnipotence “cheating” on exams?
That is true. For the life of me I cannot locate my pet hamster. I guess Snowy was more devout than I had appreciated. I did wonder about that bible he was so fond of.