Ok, so where are they emigrating from?
I want them to get the same hassles that Obama got from the birthers. And then I want the birthers smited.
I’m not sure, but I think that’s “smote”. “Smitten” certainly doesn’t sound right.
Soooo… while they would enjoy almost all of the benefits of American citizenship, they would be ineligible to run for President or V.P. Right?
Kinda’ ironic. *** (Don’t ya’ think?)***
Oh, I think they could “convince” us to make an amendment to the constitution if they get tired of being super heroes and want to take over the whole enchilada.
That would also allow Arnold to become Pres, which he clearly deserves because of his uber-potent sperm.
I don’t think God would stand a chance, anyway. Not religious enough.
Well, there’s no doubt that that each of them would answer questions from the press in a way so as to make the fundies rather uncomfortable.
I can hear it now:
“Sorry, O Lord and Savior, but I feel that I must vote for a more Christian candidate than you.”
FWIW, The most active Volcano in Iceland started to erupt today, causing earthquakes.
Also heard that there was a unexplained power outage at the Minn-St Paul airport today.
Oh dear.
7:50 pm and all is well in my little spot in the midwest.
I did hea
I’m thinking of using ‘Didn’t rapture’ as a part of my vocabulary going forward.
Rode my motorcycle on dirt today (V-twin, slick tires) and didn’t rapture!
West Coast in five minutes.
Many small animals get raptored every day.
What a let down. All our neighbors are still here.
I’m not in heaven and I’m not floating upwards but I am naked, so I’m 1/3 of the way there.
Damn! About 5:30 local time, clouds began to go dark and it looked like rain. 5:45, the rain started and the wind kicked up. 6:00 the big limb on the tree just off my deck came down and a huge tree in the neighbor’s back yard (just across the fence from me) landed on their house. I was beginning to wonder if this nutcase might have been on to something. Naaaahhhhhh! 
The agnostic and the Druid in my apartment didn’t go anywhere, but I did check in on Miss Sarah downstairs, since I hadn’t seen her leave for church tonight.
(She didn’t get raptured.)
The really fast ones are velociraptored..
-D/a
Where’s Harold gone? He seems to be rather scarce right now. Think he’s gone camping?
No. See, God will run as an Old Testament President, and Jesus will run as the New Testament VP. All I can say is, woe be it to anyone who even thinks about voting against them.
Maybe he offed himself? I read somewhere that he made a ton off of this prediction–if that’s true, it may make suicide unlikely. But I can hope.
Still here. Never expected to be leaving in the first place.
Maybe he meant a different May 21, 2011?