When I got into the shower this morning, I noticed it. There it was, plain as day: a ring. Not just any ring, but one perfectly formed to the shape of my tub, as if it had been carefully planned and executed by a steady hand.
There were no footprints in or out of the bathroom, so I knew it couldn’t possibly be a hoax. The rest of the bathroom was unmarked as if it hadn’t been entered since I went to bed the night before.
No human could have created such an intricate pattern without waking me. The human tools necessary to create such a thing are too noisy to have been used in the dead of night without waking anyone. Also, no human could have finished such time-consuming work prior to dawn. It would have taken the average person three years to create this display. The doors and windows were locked, so whoever made these tub circles, must have “beamed” themselves into my house like something from Star Trek.
And that’s not where it ended. Upon entering my living room, I noticed a complex series of perfect circles on my coffee table. These table circles are about four to five inches in diameter and geometrically perfect. Some of them overlap, but a couple are set off from the others. Again, it’s clear that no human hand was involved in the creation of these elaborate table formations. No fingerprints remained, indicating that the creator was a non-human entity who stole into my home while I was sleeping.
But why? What is the purpose of these mysterious circles? After carefully studying the table circles, I have come to the conclusion that they form a complex map. They seem to have been put there to lead the extraterrestrials in to the larger, and more significant circle in the bathtub. I believe this circle can be seen from satellites orbiting our planet. It’s clearly a signal to other extraterrestrials…perhaps those in transit. My current theory is that it’s being used as a beacon and a landing strip for alien beings. I believe they’re using the tub circle as a portal for entering and experimenting on Earth society.
Will we ever know for sure what the aliens intended by leaving this beautiful artwork on my coffee table here on Earth? Perhaps not. But one thing remains clear: They’re out there. We can’t ignore the evidence any longer.
(Consequently, I used this argument for E.T. life in another thread and I was simply unable to let it die. I felt you all had to be subjected to it and I was afraid someone might have missed it the first time. Forgive me for plagiarizing my own lame jokes.)