Evil Homosexual vs. Right-Thinking Patriot

Yogi Yorgenson, you are quite a trip. Under 20 posts and you’ve already managed to prove yourself to be a man of frightful ignorance. Witness, my fellow Dopers:

In this thread about men wearing earrings he states

After that he goes on to ask lolagranola

Because of course her husband should have stopped such behavior.

In this thread about who gets AIDS he regales us with such gems as

Bolding is mine.

This one has got to be my favorite.

Oh, and to show that he doesn’t just hate negros and gays, he provides us with this take on Mexicans

I must have missed the part of the Bible where it says we should own guns.

And, in closing, I hope that he never wins Powerball.

Swear words would just cheapen the sheer depth of ignorance that is this man.

[field of dreams whisper]

If you ignore him, he will go away…

[/field of dreams whisper]

But unfortunately spooje he won’t. Instead, if you confront him and his incredible bigotry and stupidity, theres a good chance he will flame out quite spectacularly, providing not also entertainment, but also getting him banned. Of course, there is the very slight chance he will admit that he’s an idiot, but that’s about as likely as our president admitting how much cocaine he has done.

Jeeves

PS, I hope he is deliberately trolling, because although I know there are people who hold his views, I always hoped that they were too stupid to figure out how to use a computer. Oh well, foolish hopes I guess.

Fortunately, I think that the INS would have a very dim view of this plan.

As for GRID - he’s right that GRID is what AIDS was originally called when doctors in San Francisco and New York first became aware of a strange disease attacking gay men. The symptoms were often wildly disparate, but the fact that most of the victims (at first) were gay men linked them, hence the name, controversial even then. When it became clear that the disease does not recognize sex, orientation or ethnicity, doctors changed the name to represent this. The original name is one that the doctors gave in ignorance. For them, it was not willful. For you to use it in the year 2001, it is both.

I could comment on the rest of Andygirl’s choice selections, but this one alone has upset me enough.

He wants the confrontation. I think that’s the whole point. He’s baiting us.

There was also this gem, in The Confederate Flag in schools… in GD:

I’m afraid my reply probably didn’t do any good; he probably agrees with the sentiments “all white men are and of right ought to be entitled to equal civil and political rights” and “the negro is not equal to the white man”.

I always wondered what sort of people joined the Constitution Party.

Drat, I knew I missed one.

Spooje, I can’t help but think that he believes every word he writes. Just my thought, though- we’ll see.

Nutjob. In a different class entirely from such fuckheads as Brian Bunnyhurt, Baltazar, and Jack Dean Tyler, all one-trick ponies. This guy seems to have a nutjob opinion on everything.

Here’s hoping his other brain cell dies (you gotta have two to be able to type).

I saw through this dork when he had a mere 6 posts. Spooje hit the mark. He wants someone to say “shut up” so he can scream, “Fascist!”

In fact, I got cash money says he starts a thread in the next week saying something about the evil cliques, the fascist moderators, or communist censorship or some such bullshit.

If DNFTT was ever used anywhere, I think it should be here.

For one thing it isn’t possible for one person to be in posession of so much ignorance. It’s a put on. He’s just being an ass. A pest. A mosquito.

Flick him, I say.

Maybe for this one, we should use DSTFBITB… Do Shoot The Fucking Bastard In The Balls.

Well, to be fair, he is amusing, at least… in that [insert morbidly fascinating event]-sort of way. Who knows, he might be good for a larf or two.

Or maybe he’ll just go away. Maybe we should all play match-maker and hook him up with David Duke.

Personally, I find the guy very amusing. I suspect he may be a twisted 13 year-old, getting a kick out of pissing off adults.

Ahh, I knew that “GOD given right” to own a gun would come in handy one day.

I think Qadgop has accolades in store for being the first person to confront him, and rather wittily at that, here:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83303&pagenumber=2

As you can see, the Yogster responded by calling him a card and asking if he’d be sodomized. Soon after other people started replying to his posts, and when he logs back on, he’ll have to reply to those. I agree with SPOOFE, he is good for a morbid laugh or two, and once he realizes he doesn’t have any converts and is instead a laughable jerk he’ll go back to his shack.

Montfort + SPOOFE = Comedy GOLD!

By the way…I normally consider myself -above- petty name-calling, but as long as this thread is here, I just hafta get it out.

Yorgi, you are an asshat.

Thank you, thank you, we’ll be here all night. Tell your friends about us. We also do weddings, funerals, and massive euphoric group orgies.

By the way, Ash, I love the usage of the word “asshat”… :smiley:

The man is an unashamed :wally and as such should be treated like a scab and ignored until such time has passed that he should drop off, never to be considered again.

Until then, however, I cordially invite Yogi to get on his knees, smile like the lobotomised oaf he is and lick my bag as if it were made of Haagen Daas.

Reading those posts, I have to wonder if he’s trying to be offensive. Even the stupidest, most uneducated and bigoted people I know call it AIDS and know it isn’t just spread through (anal) intercourse.

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that this person doesn’t really have an opinion. He’s just a teen or pre-teen that enjoys irritating people with asinine comments. Wouldn’t mom and dad be so proud? “Look, our little Yogi isn’t masturbating at the Dawson’s Creek site anymore. He’s actually using both hands on the keyboard.”

Well mom and dad, time to send Yogi outside for some much needed fresh air.