I had an evil plot come to mind. I present it anyone who dares to implement it. Being non-suicidal, I don’t dare to utilize it myself, if it were possible.
DISCLAIMER: This is PURELY meant in good-spirited fun, ONLY and in no way is anything personal against any person(s) involved. Any person who implements this plan, does so at their own risk and bears the sole, complete responsiblity and consequences for utilizing this action. The author of this plan bears no malice or ill-will toward the victim of said plan, and presentation of the plan is not intended to offend, anger, or agitate said individual. Plan is intended solely for innocent, good-natured amusement of ALL parties involved, thereof, including the victim.
The Plan
We all know Chief Scott abhorrs smilies. Therefore, if anyone has a suicidal tendency at a Dopefest, do the following:
[li]Empty a swimming pool, preferably a deep one.[/li][li]Stock to the rim, with only yellow balls with smilies painted on each them. The more smiley balls, the merrier.[/li][li]Hurl Chief Scott into ball pit.[/li]Run for your friggin life!
