Ignore Baloo, he’s just jealous of my powers.
Gravity’s in. You can cater our plot-hatching meetings in Hoboken with your nachos. Also, good catch-phrase.
I like the way you think, Myrr. Draw up an expense list for the cloning and the robot-building, and bring it up at the next meeting.
jubei2K, good catch-phrase.
The Raven can be our mascot. The name lends itself to a cool logo.
Lynn, your editing/squishing power is not to be sneezed at. But I must question your dress code ideas. Everyone knows there is no proper outfit for female evil villains but either
- the very tightest of tight-fitting tights, or
- miniskirts and go-go boots.
Of course, the super-cleavage push-up bra cannot be ignored. It is part of our common cultural evil-villain heritage, connecting us to our proud past and reminding us who we are.
And black leather is de rigeur for all occassions. We’re villain’s, for goodness’ sake.
However, your demonic-being diplomacy is the sort of sensible policy-making we will need when we begin to demand things from the U.N. in return for not destroying, say, France with our doomsday devices; here’s your membership card.
Arkon, you already have a tailor-made evil villain name; we can’t keep you out.
Which brings me to pLt, aka “slutboy”. Uh, about the name. Have you really thought that through? I’m not trying to question your judgement, at least until I know what your powers are (and with a monniker like “slutboy” those could be really scary). But when you’re out trying to recruit lackeys, what are you gonna say? “Hey guys, who wants to be a tool of the infamous slutboy?” I suppose it might work in certain quarters…But we’re trying to be taken seriously here!