Oh my god… HE noticed me…
swoon
-pandora
(who is really enjoying the fan club thing 
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Funny you should mention that. It’s spring and there’s teak to be sanded and varnished… does manual labor fall under your definition of easy?? I have a thing for hot sweaty men laboring shirtless in the sun…
Hoo Ahh! I’m not only president of the TwistofFate Official Fan Club, I’m also his PimpMama!
As far as impeccable standards, I already told you as long as she’s prettier, smarter, funnier and more charming than I am, you may date her. Otherwise she’s just not good enough. 
That might be a bit tough, seeing as Christina Ricci has a restraining order against me 
'Dipity: Only a solitaire? hmm, guess I’m gonna have to get one the size of a Ostrich’s eye then.
Hi Pandora!! 
how are you?!!
All I know is now Twisty’s ignoring ME. pout Send the man an email, no response. No WONDER evilbeth ignored you, babe!
giggles and waves
Hi Twisty… I’m fine… the sun is shining, and it’s snowing at the same time, makes for an interesting view
wonders off giggling happily
{hey TaterTot… since I don’t have a chance of meeting your criteria, I’ve decided to spnd my life collecting Twisty meerchandise… Will the fan club be sponsering any liscensed products 
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No, no, no – I can’t have anything so garish! It just wouldn’t fit in with my unpretentiously elegant style. How about I create something over at the A Diamond is Forever so you can see exactly what I want?