Ok, this is a total slam on evolution.
One day, man won’t have to shave (I presume).
I mean, I’m not a naval officer and I wear cold weather clothes when needed.
Why do I need to shave every day?!?
I mean come on, razors are EXPENSIVE! Have you seen the price of a four pack of Mach 3’s recently? Even at Costco where I buy in bulk I am paying out the wazoo!
Not only that, prices of consumer goods are about to skyrocket! (I mean really, gas is WAY expensive and trucks log something like 40 billion miles a year to bring consumer goods to your local market)*
How long will it be before I evolve to the point I no longer have to shave every morning without worrying about beard growth?
What other things would you want evolution to put on the ‘expidite’ track?? I think wisdom teeth are next aren’t they??
- please read my username - I know this is not a legit number but it is somewhere relatively close as I read a Phoenix newspaper article while sitting at a La Madaleine restaurant this weekend scratching at my two-day growth.