Where, exactly, do you propose that your fellow Jews find a sample? 
The fact that he is Algerian means a lot here. The ‘Protocols of the Elders of Zion’ are relentlessly propegated in the Arab and Muslim world. There is a very popular TV series based on the forgery in Syria.
Hey! Don’t forget the seedless watermellon!
Well, thanks for that one. Personally, I always felt watermelon is more trouble than it’s worth if I have to deal with seeds.
But what I’d really like to get my hands on is a freestone mango. See what you can do, okay?
That’s all part of their fiendishly clever plan to keep the goyim confused and off-balance.
I’m sorry, I just can’t get over the part about scientists mixing DNA with dirt and seeing a reaction. I would pay to see the grant proposal for that experiment:
“The protocol will include the transfer of DNA into nonpathogenic prokaryotes carried out at level 2 containment–”
“No way. Too expensive.”
“How about if we take the DNA and mix it up with some dirt, see what happens?”
“Fine. How’s the fusion research coming along?”
“We found some hydrogen atoms.”
“Did you whack them with a stick?”
“Yes. Whacking has been ongoing, but without results. We either need a bigger stick, or maybe to mix in some dirt.”
You invented the seedless watermelon?! Damn, it seems you are guilty of messing with evolution afterall!
From now on, when I see a seedless watermelon I’ll think of it as being circumsized.
Yeah, ask the guy “How come the Jews are able to control the world and keep Muslims down, when Muslims outnumber Jews a 100 to 1? Are you guys a bunch of wimps, or just really bad in a fight?”
That sounds like an easy experiment to recreate. Perhaps you should suggest that he go jerk off into a mud puddle and let you know what happens.
Sigh.
It’s in light of this and other similar “theories” that Jews believe in the concept of racial superiority that I present the teaching of the Talmud (Sanhedrin 37) on this matter that one of the reasons that man was created individually (as opposed to a group of humans being created together at one time) is for the sake of peace between men so that one man shouldn’t be able to say to his neighbor “my father (meaning, my ancestry) is better than your father.”
Zev Steinhardt
I’m going to guess relaxation tinged with shame and a desire for a cigarette.
-Joe, hmmm…shame…
So, if he’s Moroccan, he’s dissing the whole Muslim population of Lebanon? Those are the Lesbians, right? … huh? what? … [sub]oh, sorry[/sub]
In SA? Are you dealing with SMUGGLERS? :EEK: Or can you get away with it because agave is not a grain?
But flavored tequila? Truly an abomination in the eyes of Allah! You deserve a bad hangover and we’re docking you a couple virgins, too.
Let’s not forget about the Gay Plot to recruit straights into a more flamboyant lifestyle. frankly, I need to be recruited, this hetero lifestyle of mine is for the dogs. and if someone were **Gay ** and Jewish Oye Vhey…they would be so busy with recruitment and World Domanination and Keeping the Muslims Down …that’s just a full plate for any race.
There would barely be enough energy left over to come up with some decent UFO/crop circle/Alien abduction & anal probing plot. And if you don’t have time for that, wellll sirreeeee, you don’t know what you are missing.
YAY for paranoia!
Irshad Manji once mentioned that the Egyptian press cooked up a story about how Israel’s offer of grain and seed-sharing was a Jewish Plot to give them contaminated seeds and render their women and farmland barren.
I just never thought I would meet that insane paranoia face-to-face.
FTR, I did laugh and shake my head right then and there. He took it well. We’re cool.
Could
Not
Stop
Laughing! 
Darn!
I was hoping The King of Soup would spill the beans and disclose the Secret Jewish Chicken Soup recipe. I know I’m not Jewish, but with the flu vaccine shortage, and winter coming on, I probably will need a lot of chicken soup.
BAND NAME!!!
I’m not Jewish either, but I can tell you that, by trial and error, I have found out what is NOT the correct soup recipe:
Ingredients:
1 Chicken
Directions:
Take chicken and place in extra-large food processor. Liquify. Heat and serve.
I’m thinking that, at the very least, I should have removed the feathers first. :dubious: