I’ve been told it sounds like show tunes.
Umm I’m curious, does this mean that homosexual sex is quiet?
Abby
It’s NOT a “lifestyle” and it’s not a “choice”.
Face it, you and Esprix are both Heterophobes.
Fenris
No, just - I’m trying to think how to put this without triggering poor Esprix’s gag reflex - less, um, fleshy. As I understand it, gay male sex sounds pretty much like Eminem music (except for the small but significant majority that sounds pretty much like a Tom Cruise movie - you wondered why all those gay rumors, and now you know). Lesbian sex, as I can report first-hand, sounds exactly like massed choirs. Sort of - Mormon Tabernacle-y. Heavens opening. All nature one sweet song. That kind of thing.
It’s only heterosexuals - and some of my best friends are heterosexuals, I’m not prejudiced, I’m just telling it like it is - who persist in sounding so grungy during sex. Honestly, it’s just laziness.
Let us never speak of this again. The pain, oh the pain…
Esprix
My total experience with hearing heterosexual sex was at a mixed orgy I attended once. I don’t remember it sounding any different from gay sex except half the moans were higher-pitched. Of course, the gorgeous Ottawan boy I was all over may have distracted me somewhat.
Well, that’s because I’m very much a voyeur, and I enjoy that sort of thing… I was talking about OTHER people!
deepbluesea O my word! Thank you for the analogies. I think I understand well enough now. I’m am dying laughing here. As unlikely as it sounds… I had a MTC cd playing. Still chuckling.
Timing is everything,
Abby