Worse than a warm toilet seat is realizing the toilet paper dispenser is empty. And it is too late to change stalls.
Happened to me last Monday. Thank goodness for ass gaskets.
Slight hijack:
There’s a woman in my office who grunts when she pees.
I find it highly disturbing.
In the upstairs bathroom at my house, it has a sort of “greenhouse effect” in that it’s always 10 degrees hotter than the rest of the house. All summer, the toilet seat is always warm. Even if no one has used it for days.
An overabundance of inert gasses in the room, especially in the absence of a rising pressure gradient, might account for this phemenon. The introduction of impurities to the gas mixture could conceivably temporarily circumvent the ambient norm.
Lieu, that sounds like a recipe for a fart.
I can understand how that could gross Kalhoun out, I used to get grossed out in school coming into class and sitting on a warm seat at a desk. Sounds stupid since I can put up with a lot of nasty stuff and am generally considered one of the nastiest people on the planet. At least you didn’t turn around and take a sniff to find out what kind of soap(if any) they used.
And what’s with people that dump a massive load and just sit there and let it stew while they read the morning news? I feel like banging on the stall door and shouting, “HOW ABOUT A COURTESY FLUSH, ASSHOLE”.
I hate having to use the toilet at work. I work in a lab in the large engineering building on campus, and there is one bathroom per seven floors, with just s scant two stalls and one urinal…one bathroom…probably fifty people per floor between staff, professors, and students (close to 150 per floor at least when school is in session, I dare say.) It’s sooo hard to get a toilet seat that is ice cold, and not have someone walk in and USE THE ONE NEXT TO ME!! Who does this? Why would you ever want to take a shit next to someone else taking a shit? If someone walks in before I start, I actually leave to go find another. If I’m halfway through when they walk in, I try to get out of there as fast as I can, and my anus is NOT happy about that!