“Come here, girl!”
I’m not a girl!
Neither am I!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Aye caramba!
Zounds!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Aren’t you sweet! Happy Valentine’s Day to you, too!
Likewise! 
Happy National Flag of Canada Day!
I don’t even know what that is! (My calendar is very inclusive!)
Hell, it’s news to me, too!
Happy President’s Day!
(I was so busy celebrating, I forgot to exclaim!)
To you, too!
The medical term is “exclamatory amnesia” (iirc) !
There’s a mouse over there and it’s STARING at me!
Say hi to it for me, please!
DO NOT make eye contact! Otherwise you will feel bad after you poison him!
Thanks for the warning!
ACCKK! California Primary is in one week! I thought it was at the end of March!
Don’t worry! You’ll do fine!