I had a little last night, after posting here!
I bit the head off a chocolate bunny last night!!
We forgive you!
This post has no exclamations.
April Fool’s!
Oh, you mischievous rascal!
I finished off the rest of the chocolate bunny last night!
Hope it was delish!
I went to the grocery store last night and there wasn’t ANY discounted (or non-discounted) leftover Easter candy!
I had to buy tangerines instead!
Oh no!
But fresh fruit is disgusting! Chocolate and jelly beans, by contrast, are wonderful!
Happy National Beer Day!
Oh No ! I haven’t got any national beer !!
Have a local one, then! A state, county, city or even town beer would be just as satisfying, I’m sure!
Run for your lives; it’s an ECLIPSE! 
Don’t be a fool! If you run, you won’t be able to see it!
The only 'lipse I’ll run from is the APOCOLYPSE!
I didn’t run, and it was magnificent! Really glad I had the chance to see it with my family!
I’m your huckleberry!
Hey, thanks! Good to know!
Tax Day!