If you’ll pardon my saying so, you seem a bit conflicted!
I’m SO CONFUSED!!!
Confusion and conflict! Just another Wednesday!
Heh, yeah, par for the course around here!
Piffle, sir! Balderdash, I say!
Hemoglobin and haberdashery!
Flotsam and jetsam!
Just finished building my new Ikea nightstand! It went well! But my arms are sore now! I’m a wimp!
I can’t believe that last sentence is true!
Well, I can! I don’t think Karen is fibbing!
Fake news!
I hate being woken up at 6am!! Stop calling me, you filthy spammers!!!
That’s it! My landline is now permanently silenced!
You definitely don’t sound like a wimp to me!
Yeah, you’re right!
Damn straight!
Yay, Canada!
I’m very pleased with the elections results up there myself!
Yes, finally Trump made something positive happen!
His greatest accomplishment since Jan. 20, I’d say - perhaps even in both terms!
My Straight Dope header looks weird! Did someone change my Theme!?!