We have to do something to restore your hope! Maybe you should go play with some puppies!
I hate dogs! Some neighbor put dog poop in my garbage can after the garbage was already picked up! Now I have to have dog poop in my garage all week!
Bastards !!!!!!!!!
That’s an outrage!
To the barricades! Seriously, that sucks! Hey, maybe play with some kittens!
Ooooh! Kitties!
AUGHH! The Noise! The Noise!
Banzai!
My house is still standing!
I didn’t get much sleep last night! It was just BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! until 3am!
3am!! Holy Cow!!
Some people are really into Independence Day fireworks!
A bottle rocket landed in my backyard!
Sue someone!!!
I smell lawsuit!
The Straight Dope Science Advistory Bloard is infiltrating this very thread!
The deuce you say!
That’s “Straigit” to you!
(Unless we are being infiltrated by impostors!)