OK, my birthday isn’t for another week and a half. But it’s close enough to retire the other thread.
An honest tragedy, and a request for advice for someone affected (long)
Van der Sloot’s killed again!
Yes, that’s tragic.
Your unusual dog commands…
Dating the teacher
What, do you want the dog to date the teacher? Or is it more of a ‘Go fetch!’ style of thing?
**My son will never see the Gulf Coast the way I did.
Is this marriage doomed or what?
What’s the deal with black candles? Why can’t I find them anywhere?
Recommending funeral services for the recently dead. Tacky?
Human/chimpanzee hybrids: do you think they’ve been attempted, or ever will be?
An etiquette question: how do you tell a complete stranger her butt is showing?
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Things you take credit for
Is this marriage doomed or what?
Destroyed another one! YES!
Things that started out very, very small and became HUGE
The Celebrity Death Pool 2010 (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page)
Upcoming job interview - wish me luck!
new job - take or pass?
Maybe he found out they don’t do casual Fridays.
**How can my mom get rid of a timeshare?
Re: Are you required to report “Illegal Income” on your tax return? **
Guess the whole destination brothel thing didn’t work out.
**Things you take credit for
Why no rectal infection?
Self-righteous pricks of the SDMB (Multi-page thread 1 2 3) **
There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is.
My whipped cream is defective
Is this marriage doomed or what?
A marriage should be based upon more than kinky sex. You may want to work on that.
My wife thinks I’m cheating on her.
My Timex is no longer ticking
Your ‘Timex’ is no longer ‘ticking’! Not for me, anyway! I’ll bet you’re wearing out the spring on some slut! You bastard!
**The Feds finally seek outside help on the oil spill. Guess who they call in.
Fool. A complete FOOL. **
Well, what did you expect?
A friend is now the official PR person for a drag queen
Ask the girl who knows a lot about makeup
Meet the 2012 Olympic mascots
I’m a guy and I don’t like sports
Um… OK. Don’t meet them, then.
**It’s Billy Joe McAllister Day… **
Van der Sloot’s killed again!
So Billy Joe didn’t jump…he was pushed!
Is this marriage doomed or what?
My wife thinks I’m cheating on her.
** Who is your favorite Scientist
Do your pets have a favorite person? **
Is that person a Scientist?
** What To Get For Johnny L.A’s Birthday??
Water Walking Ball / Suicide Trap? **
Separated by one, but I couldn’t help myself:
** Has anybody tried the BK ribs?
Grease Is The Word **
**Things that started out very, very small and became HUGE
WHY did George Lucas kill Star Wars? **
It got too huge?
Prevent mildew after minor leak?
Matter-Antimatter explosion
It’s extreme, but I like it.
** I wear an iPod almost everywhere
Photos from Saturn **
Right now:
What To Get For Johnny L.A’s Birthday??
My Timex is no longer ticking (by Johnny L.A.)