Wowsers!
Following these exclamations stimulates me!
Sexually, I hope!
Happy Summer Bank Holiday to our British Friends!
Hear, hear!
I have forgotten on what I was procrastinating!!
Not something to do with certain death, I’m sure!
That’s the WHOLE PURPOSE of procrastinating! Once you forget it, you can’t feel bad about it!
You have achieved the pinnacle of procrastination! All Hail!
And here I thought the whole purpose of procrastinating was to not have to do something unpleasant!
@pjd doesn’t think my jokes are funny!
Fie on pjd!
And a pox on Elendil_s_Heir for using such an anachronism!
A pox, forsooth!
No poxes! No fies!
Yes foxes! Yes pies!
Blueberry, cherry, pumpkin, apple or pecan for me, please!
You need to take a nice big bite of the humble kind, sir!
Not nearly as tasty as those I listed, but thanks for the unsolicited suggestion!
I didn’t think that “Even dead, Steve Jobs would make a better president
than Trump” was a joke, I thought it was a statement of fact !
A fact can be funny!