Time for a stylish new 'do!
I celebrated early!
And I’ll bet you’re looking frabjous!
According to my sister, today is also Christmas Adam!
And a very Happy Festivus to you!
Merry Christmas Eve! Go Bears, beat Hawaii! (Hawaii Bowl!)
Have a cool Yule!
Merry Christmas and a Happy 2026 Bowl Game!
Eggnog and touchdowns!
Hopefully more touchdowns that the other team!
Oh, definitely!
Happy New Year !
If only my neighbors would STFU! Oh, and there go the fireworks! Great! 
Here’s to a happy, healthy New Year for us all!
Loud neighbors are the worst!
Happy new year to all! Have a wonderful 2026!
Off to a good start so far, I’d say!
Belated Happy New Year!
And to you, as well!
All right, you twelve drummers can stop drumming now! Get out of my house! And take all these goddamn birds with you!
Be sure to keep the gold rings, though!