This is not the right room for an argument!
It’s good as any!
STOAT !
I know you are but what am I! 
NO !!
It was an exclamatorial stoat !!
Stoats are appropriate anywhere!
Appropriate Stoats! Band name!
I would go see them!
I’m sure they’ve come up here at least once or twice!
I’ve set my alarm for 3am so I can watch the eclipse early tomorrow morning!
That’s commitment!
I went out to see the eclipse and it was too cloudy to see the moon! Bummer!
I slept through it! But if it was cloudy, I don’t care!
‘ow does a British barber cut ‘air? Eclipse it!
Condolences to eclipse seekers who missed it! 
But I don’t wanna be a Marketing Person!
You don’t haveta be!
Well, somebody’s gotta!
OK, I need volunteers!