I hear ya!
Oooh, my imaginary arthritis!
The ol’ rheumatiz is botherin’ me somethin’ fierce these days!
When in danger, or in Doubt!!!
Run in circles, scream and shout!!!
AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!
Don’t Panic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAA! 
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Panic is all I have time for!
Maybe you should hire a scheduler!
You have to schedule time for that!
Wow, talk about a Catch-22!
I want chocolate covered cotton balls!
You can have mine - I hate 'em!
If I found out I had chocolate-covered cotton balls, I’d go to the doctor asap!
I’d be right behind you!
Chocolate-covered cotton balls won’t remove makeup very well!
Chocolate-covered cotton balls won’t taste very good!
Oh, a twofer! My, my!
Doesn’t take much to impress you, I guess!
Oh my god, I have a bone spur!
On the plus side, I guess I am safe from the Draft!
And you can run for president!
You’d be a big improvement over the incumbent, lemme tell ya!