Here’s to all our friends in glorious (and long-suffering) Canuckistan! 
Happy 250th birthday, America!
Hear, hear!
Put in earplugs! That reduces the noise!
Still hearing some fireworks tonight!
There’s a brush fire about 200 feet from my house! Fire Department is on it! The smoke smells terrible!
Probably firework bastards!
Stay safe! I’m glad to hear the Fire Department is already there!
Hope you come through it all uncrisped!
Down with firework bastards !
Well, I’d say there’s no particular reason for them on July 12!
Stoat !
Wrong thread!
No, no, stoats are welcome everywhere on the Dope! I have spoken, er, posted!
It was a “stoat of exclamation” !
That’s not actually a Wiki article, pjd!
Bastards !
Easy, there!
You tricked me into clicking the link!
At least we weren’t rickrolled!
Rickrolls are the worst!