Excuse me, are you %*#$ing my girlfriend?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I shit you not, the past 4 friends I’ve met, who have close girlfriends, all think their girl is secretly getting nailed behind their backs… Do all guys worry like this? I just don’t get it. If you’re spending night and day every day of the year together what makes you think she’s secretly screwing the yardman, or mailman, or whatever? Get a grip.

I’m assuming it’s just low confidence in sexual performance.

To those who with low confidence, just be sure she doesn’t get a hold of a sybian, or you’ll really be in trouble. :stuck_out_tongue:

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The common denominator is you, so maybe they just all think you’re hot shit and can’t figure out how their girfriends wouldn’t be sleeping with you. :stuck_out_tongue:

3

I used to be married to a man who constantly worried about this. If I were ten minutes late coming from the grocery store, he was sure I’d had a quickie. He did not like me to be alone in the same room with other men. One time he went with me on a job interview and, as the time ran a bit over, went up to the receptionist and demanded to know who I was fscking back there. :rolleyes:

He’s probably a special case though.

Very special.

4

PLEEEEASE tell me you left him for someone else

5

Did you get the job?

Sorry. He sounds like an arse you’re well rid of.

6

Welll… ya :slight_smile:

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I can’t figure out why anyone would stay with someone they suspected of cheating. Either you’re with the wrong person or you have issues yourself. Then again I guess some people thrive on drama.

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Hey, I used to be married to him as well! Turned out it was his guilty conscience making him accuse me of cheating. :rolleyes:

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I don’t suppose it would have been reassuring had you told him that ten minutes was not nearly enough time with most men besides him.

Regards,
Shodan

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SanVito, I should buy you a drink just for that laugh :smiley:

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My girlfriend gets more jealous and suspicious than I do. So to answer the OP, no.

12

Haha! Would have been poetic justice, no? Actually I just left, period.

No, but that turned out to be for the better, 'cause the lab director was a real jerk.

I think this guy was just insane. Did yours make you throw out all of your short-shorts, bathing suits, and any red-colored clothing ? 'Cause, you know, only whores wear red.

Haha! No, I didn’t have that much wit back then.

FWIW, EpicNonsense, I’ve never dated or had a relationship with any other guy who had that problem. Seems relatively rare to me.

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I don’t.

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Although I am generally a worrier, this is one thing that does not concern me. I have absolute trust that my wife is not fooling around behind my back. I also hope and believe that she trusts me the same way – she’s never given me cause to think that she doubts me.

Ed

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I had suspicions about a girl once.

They were correct, as it turned out. But I did something bad in order to find out so I can’t claim any kind of moral high ground.

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Not about this.

I do have the sneaking suspicion in the back of my mind that one day Mrs. Magill will come to her senses and realize that she could do much, much better.

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No not all guys worry like this, unless you give us reason to worry.

18

But was he good in bed? :smiley:

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Back in college, I was close with both sides in a long term couple. He would always tell me about his suspicions when we were alone, and when I was with his girlfriend somewhere, she would always complain that he didn’t trust her. More than once her and I gave each other The Look, but never did anything past that.

Shame too, she was smokin’ and he was a jerk.

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Y’all stop it !! Folks are wondering why I’m laughing hysterically over here !! :stuck_out_tongue: