The OP was actually the one who mentioned the possibility - or threat- of being fired as a result of identifying his industry.
His product is so sophisticated, it only listens to Rifftrax recorded on vinyl!
Except given his clientele, it sounds more like wet farts on vinyl. (Well, it probably is wet farts on vinyl, but who am I to fuss about the type of folks who like to hang out with RH in his booth.)
To add some context: russian heel is the guy who started a Pit thread complaining about Luddites who do old-timey things like write checks. Then, about halfway through the thread, he admitted that he deposits checks in person at the bank because he doesn’t trust the check-depositing-thingamabob on his iPhone. Oh, and he spewed invective at anyone who asked questions or tried to reason with him, just like in this thread.
He strikes me as a slightly more truculent version of pkbites (although, to be fair, I do not recall pkbites whining about bullying and crying for a moderator).
Oh, I remember this guy now!
He’s the moron who thought that snow plow drivers made a conscious decision to dump snow in front of driveways, rather than realizing that where the snow ends up is a simple act of physics. I loved that thread!
Not sure why it didn’t click until now, but yeah–this guy’s pretty darn special.
But this is his Pit Mona Lisa, IMO…
I can outsell anyone on this board.
You must not be in sales if you were you would know salesmen are the most cynical bastards on the planet. They spend a lot of time bitching about and mocking the more dimwitted or asshole-ish customers. Sorry to ruin it if you think all salespeople like you because they act nice.
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Here we go with the next phase of the typical abuse here: pointing out other threads by the OP.
Funny you mention context since you also totally missed the context of that OP.
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Your mom’s a rich shopaholic, huh?
“Your a moron!”
So says someone that cant operate a search engine or post a link. Think before you post.
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to be fair, I do not recall pkbites whining about bullying and crying for a moderator).
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One of the joys of the BBQ Pit and frankly the other Boards is if a poster wishes, they can say things about other people they would never say to them to their face as a way to vent. If you have gangs of trolls going around exposing the identity of the posters, it will frighten them away from posting and the next thing you know its the end of the SDMB. Based on the quality of some of the responses here, God forbid THAT happen…
So to you and that idiot that claimed I was a whiner earlier. I wasn’t whining. Someone made a threat and I wanted to give them the opportunity to clarify they were not serious. So instead of making a weak attempt at mockery you should be on your knees thankine for being a champion for protecting your right to post and maintain your privacy here.
I think you owe me an apology.
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Really?
Ok, let’s take a look at your sales pitch:
Yep, that really makes me want to buy from you… :rolleyes:
The difference is that:
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They do it other salespeople–you’re doing it to potential customers.
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Your asshole-ish-ness goes way beyond that of the customers you’re complaining about. In fact, most of the people you bitch about or mock or whatever the fuck you want to call it aren’t assholes in the slightest.
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The people you complain about aren’t even customers; they’re the average person who could well be a customer if you weren’t such a dick to them.
Salesmen are nice to their potential customers because they know that a lot of people will forego a product if their only alternative is to give their money to a raging dickhole like you.
For someone who claims they can outsell anyone on this board, you’re running awfully close to last place on my list of board members I’d give money to.
Oh yeah, I agree with all that. And to be fair, when I said I was uneasy posting my location because I wanted to maintain my anonymity, a couple of posters came to my defense, pointing out that it really wasn’t relevant, since most everyone knew there were places like what I described.
I remain curious what the chairs were for. I can’t think of many sophisticated products that need chairs to show them off.
Finally a fun Pit thread. Kudos to evryone involved.
I don’t even understand what you mean by this.
Am I supposed to Google every person who posts a Pit thread to see what other threads of theirs that I read?
Are you even talking to me, as I never said “your a moron” (thus invalidating my connection to the rest of your comment, even though you replied to me)?
Did you mean to be ironic or are you actually stupid enough that you don’t understand the difference between “your” and “you’re”?
So many questions…
I wouldn’t take a penny from someone like you.
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Time again for my favorite game: Intentional Irony or Moron?
Well that’s a new sales tactic if I’ve ever seen one.
You called me a moron in your post. Cant you read?
Oh the Grammar Police response. So old, so tired, so played. Zzzzzzzzzz
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Because you are one.
But when you say “So says…”, it generally requires the person in question to have said the words attributed to them.
If you said:
"‘Moron’
So says the person…"
that would make sense.
But you didn’t.
Instead, you said the person you’re talking about is the one who says “your a moron”, which I didn’t–therefore, I can’t be the person you’re referring to.
It’s not a sales tactic. It’s called not wasting time with an asshole who is just going to give you a hard time and is not going to buy anyway.
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