Okay.
I came home the other day.
Turned the tv on.
Walked into the kitchen.
I heard what soudned EXACTLY like jesse Jackson ranting and speaking enthusiastically.
Jesse jackson on tv?
Whats this?
I went and looked. It was Al Sharpton instead.
He was yelling something like “Shock the monkey!” or was it “Shock the donkey?”
Which was it?
And what on earth did he mean by it?
Believe it or not, it was spank the donkey.
I think he’s refering to the Democrat party mascot.
At least it wasnt a monkey.
What did he mean though???
It was actually “slap the donkey”, and Sharpton used it prior to the Democratic debate Saturday. From CNN:
Lucky their mascot isn’t a monkey
Thanks, I thought my feeble memory could retain it from hearing it in the car to booting up my machine. Aparently not.
btw I hope he wins. He’s at least entertaining.
Sure he wasn’t singing old Peter Gabriel songs?