Rat avatar was able, but then he saw that island. In roulette, he always bets on 00, never odd or even. And someday he’ll make his plans for a canal into reality.
That is brilliant 
You were at a birthday party thrown by a distant cousin you didn’t know well, but your brother said to just go, it’ll be fun and there’ll be punch and pie. Well, someone spiked the punch with Cristal because that cousin happened to be a local DJ and invited some rappers to his shindig. When the music started blaring, you and some of the other big booty girls took to the dance floor and in your drunken state, you beat them all out in a twerking contest. Lil’ Murder, one of the hottest underground rappers making a name for himself, and also known to be secretly not into women, was so impressed that he pulled down his sunglasses and said “Jesus Christ, Woman!” while staring at your butt
Wow, that guy was amazing! It says he even ate a casket. I guess he wanted to (ch)eat death!
With no disrespect to Sir T-Cups, it seems the credit for the world’s largest brassiere belongs to the several posters called Zebra.
Heh, I never realized that.
X. L. Lent: how Lent feels in Catholic theocracies. Extra Loooooooooooong.
Mangetout isn’t a french guy or a fish, he’s a carpetbagger shilling for a patent tonic (good for skin infections!) :mad: 