Oh how this made me laugh!!! 
Chappachula is The Next Big Thing to be offered at Taco Bell.
See, Sir T-Cups is actually a raging alcoholic, but lived in a Victorian society. He can only get his groove on with his pinky up holding a demitasse.
silenus was the name of Dirty Harry’s other gun.
I think Bumbershoot does documentaries of Rankin Bass characters.
I believe that BrotherCadfael can blame nepotism for eating too many yummy, chocolate Easter eggs. And then not sharing.
iiandyiiii is a clone who has eyesight so bad, they need four sets of glasses for each pair of 'em. Yeah, work that out.
I’m jealous that panache45 got to be the decorator at the world famous sister club to Studio 54.
Now I don’t know them well, but I envision Paintcharge being the Supervisor of up selling at a big box DIY store. Imagine everyone’s surprise at the things they add on to your bill these days.
thelurkinghorror is addicted to infocom text adventures, but has been playing The Lurking Horror and been stuck trying to get the floor waxer to move since 1987.
Chappachula is a place that haunted Ted Kennedy for the rest of his life.
Chappachula was the bridge Billy Joe McCallister was going to jump from, but it was clear on the other side of the county, so he settled for the Tallawhatsis. Nothing more pathetic than a lazy suicide.
It’s what happens when you eat sourdough pretzels over the keyboard, all the salt gets caught under the keys.
I always thought Chappachula is a distant cousin to the Chupacabra.
I picture John Mace as being a guy named John Mace.
John Mace was better known as John Mace Tyrell. Sadly, he was fried and fragmented two weeks ago when Cersei Lannister blew up the Sept.
RIP.
Balance is a yogi.
watchwolf49 used to work for the US Forest Service, tracking a particular wolf via radio collar.
Max Torque overheard a Dungeons and Dragons player referring to a “masked orc”
Musicat - a talented kitty that can play musical insturments
Trinopus - an octopus with only three arms
burpo the wonder mutt - is an exhibit at an old time carnival show: "Step right this way folks! For
only 10 cents - one thin dime - you can see the most incredible living thing on the face of the earth! The
amazing BURPO THE WONDER MUTT!!!"
Johnny L.A. - Dashiell Hammett’s original name for his hardboiled detective character Sam Spade
Mama Zappa - is Frank Zappa’s mom
Nava - for a long time I misread this as “Nada” which is the Spanish word for “Nothing”. (Sorry about that ** Nava** .)
Say what you will about **Waltzes with Cacti **, he has one very thick skin.
X. L. Lent - 7th century Pope (Xavier Leonardo I) who established the 40-day pre-Easter fasting period that bears his name. So beloved in the Old World, that his name became pidgin-Latin for “outstanding quality.”
Thanks for the burpo blurb; I love it!
Ellis Dee–From her initials, Lucy Sky Diamonds
John Mace: A product you carry with you to ward off attackers in public rest rooms.
Annie-Xmas: An orphan spending Yuletide with Daddy Warbucks.
Chefguy was the model for the labels on those yukky canned pastas. His family could never decide on a good first name, so his birth certificate still reads “Boy Ardee.”
Exapno Mapcase was taught to read from Keuffel+Esser catalogs.
gotpasswords picked his name to brag about his prowess in stealing other peoples’ passwords. Of course, he goes by this list, which makes his bragging less impressive:
[INDENT]
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123456
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password
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12345678
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qwerty
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12345
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123456789
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football
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1234
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1234567
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baseball [/INDENT]
Amazing! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.
Grrr! may not be the most eloquent poster, but you should see him perform Puttin’ on the Ritz.
And August West is the secret Emperor of the Western Hemisphere. Wearying of isolation in his hidden palace in the Sierra Nevada, from which he issues royal decrees to the ostensible leaders of nations, he has established an online persona with which to interact with the hoi polloi.