Woot! 
I like to joke about being a guy, but it bothers my husband.
Sicks Ate should try harder to avoid food poisoning.
Spiderman is not so much a super hero as a man who raises arachnids for fun and profit. OK, more fun than profit, but it does keep him off the streets, so there’s that.
Annie-Xmas makes herself popular by singing “Tomorrow” at the top of her voice over and over again on Christmas Eve.
PatrickLondon makes himself popular by wearing a London Fog raincoat with only a strategically placed shamrock under in and flashing people on St. Patrick’s Day.
Oh dear. I should really change it to Dung Doors.
Paintcharge is a really ineffective weapon against submarines. Meant to embarrass sub commanders by making their ships all pink and sparkly, but gets too diluted by the ocean water.
PatrickLondon is Simon Templar’s right-hand man.
Never accept a ride from Dung Beetle–his little German car smells funny.
burpo_the_wonder_mutt is named after a character edited out of Alice in Wonderland.
Points off for being factual!
The Stainless Steel Rat gets his name from a robotic experiment he’s conducting in a secret lair. I’m sure it’s benign - he seems like such a nice guy…
“Buck Godot!” A euphemistic way of saying, “Screw that guy, I’m not waiting any longer.”
And rightly so, too. urp
Little_Pig is what he calls his penis.
Sir T-Cups designed the world’s biggest bra.
Shagnasty is very kinky in bed.
Mangetout is a medicated shampoo for dogs.
**Clothahump ** just loves his stuffed camel.
You’re both close as it does actually reference the ride. KO is closer (but not quite there), but I think he’s cheating because I told him the story of my nickname when we hung out.
Ha. Nice. Speaking of Sahirrnee…
This name was originally going to be Shirnee, but it’s also when they realized their keyboard was broken…
I concur that mangetout is one mangy tout.
FairyChatMom shows up and gives abused step-children fancy clothes and glass slippers so they can participate in internet discussion groups without shame.
Hbk4894: A robot sent back from the future to collect data on humans. He uses the serial number he was issued during his manufacture as his screen name.
Amateur Barbarian is, in fact, a professional …
Little Nemo is Aquaman’s little-known sidekick.