My Hotmail manages to block 95% of the spam that is sent to me. However, it also manages to block about 10% of actual email or notification messages, so I periodically check my “Junk Mail” folder. Lately I’ve noticed a series of spam with bizarre titles, so I reluctantly clicked a few. They each contain an image that Hotmail has graciously blocked for me, that links to a URL that I have wisely declined to visit, plus random strings of text. Here are a few:
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From : Beverley Howard <email@example.com>
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And so on, and so forth. Can anyone tell me what the point of the randomly generated schizophrenic text is? They’re an entertaining read, but they worry me. Is this an attempt to fool spam filters into thinking it’s a real message (if this is the case, it was obviously ineffective)? Is it simply to lure me into opening the email with a strange title? Or is it something more sinister? Are they designed to control my mind? Is Dali communicating with me from beyond?
All of the above?