Sidious Hologram - How’s the growth?
Dr. Evazan - The first ones are weak, master… the cells are unstable… they can survive only in those special armours, but I don’t think we can make enough of em for the war.
Sidious Hologram - I don’t care if they have small defects. Are they lethal?
Dr. Evazan (uncertain) - Yes, sir. Lethal, loyal… they will become good troopers.
Sidious Hologram - That’s all I need for now.
Anakin - Did you ever know your family, Master?
Kenobi - No my young Padawan, but that doesn’t mean I don’t understand your concern. We will find her.
Anakin - And then we’ll return to help.
Kenobi - Yes. If it’s not to late.
Watto - I don’t know! I lost everything after that pod race!!! I don’t know where they took her!!!
Anakin - They, took her? Who took her?
Watto(with fear in his remaining eye)- They were wearing White Armour. That’s all I know…it makes no difference, she’s gone now. Gone.
Sidious - Prepare her for the extraction.
Trooper 1 - Yes sir.
Mandalorian Ruler - What are you hoping to accomplish by removing these…THINGS from her?
Jar Jar - Theysa everywhere!!!
Kenobi - Get down Jar Jar, haven’t you learned anything?!!?
Jar Jar - I learned plenty! I learned that yousa people always get in Moui Moui Danger!!
Yoda - You will not marry, it is forbidden.
Adi Gallia - The boy is in love, how can you deny him happiness?
Yoda - If you marry, you do it without my blessing.
Anakin - So be it.
Shmi - Who… who are you?
Sidious - You really don’t remember, don’t you… Shmi?
Shmi - (with a glint of terror and recognition in her eyes) - You… you were the one who… who…
Sidious - Yesss… you remember!
Shmi - No! NOO! YOU… I WON’T LET YOU HURT MY SON!!!
Sidious - Shhhh… calm down, woman… do you really think I would do some harm… to one of my own blood?
Adi Gallia (entering the training room) - Master Yoda… it’s been a long time since I saw you practicing with the lightsaber!
Yoda - Hard to see, the future is… blurred and uncertain… but bad times, yes, bad times are gonna come… prepared we must be, Master Gallia… prepared we must be…
Anakin - SIDIOUS! I know you’re there! Release my mother!
Darth Sidious - I can do that… If you join me in the Dark Side…
Anakin - Never! I’d rather die!
Darth Sidious - So be it… Jedi!
ObiWan - Let go of your hate, Anakin. The dark side can make you powerful, but it will forever control your destiny if you succumb to it.
Anakin - I will be the master of my destiny, ObiWan. If the council will not help me, then I will choose another path.
General Kenobi - They’re garbed in Mandalorian Steel!!! Their armors are almost impervious to our sabers!
Anakin (looking at the volcanic formations, some still active) - Then we must find another way to defeat em…
Ki-Adi-Mundi - But… but this is madness! It will kill us all!
Anakin - They’re outnumbering us. We cannot fight hand to hand. How do you prefer to die, Master Mundi… at the hands of our enemies, or burning with their corpses?
Ki-Adi-Mundi (hesitant) - If that’s the way it must be… so be it…
Anakin - Right. Kenobi, my friend… follow me!
Kenobi - It was a trap! You want to kill all of us!
Anakin (in anger) - YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF MY MOTHER, YOU AND YOUR DAMNED JEDI!
Kenobi - I cannot let you do it, Anakin.
Anakin - I won’t let you stop me.
(sounds of lightsabers activating)
INT/CORUSCANT/Emperor Palpatine’s Room
Palpatime - There’s a war going on in Sullust, Sidious. No… not a war… an holocaust! I’ve done your deeds until now, but you’ve gone too far this time! Too far!
Sidious - So you’re leaving in this moment of Glory? We’re about to destroy all of the Jedi scum… and I will rise to power as the true Emperor of the Galaxy!
Palpatine - I don’t want to be a part of it anymore! You’re planning to create a… a thing even worse than the Republic!
Sidious - So that’s you last word?
Palpatine - Yes.
Sidious - Then you’re not useful for me anymore… brother!
(Sidious’ hands begin to glow. CLOSE UP of Palpatine’s eyes, opening in terror)
CUT TO
Coruscant’s senate room. Seven senators wait with impatience.
Domo Calkin - Where is Palpatine? He should’ve arrived half an hour ago!
(the door opens. Enter EMPEROR PALPATINE)
Emperor Palpatine - Sorry about my delay, my friends… I had some… problems… to solve.
Dr. Evazan (crawling from the wreckage at the Clone Factory, half his face burned and bleeding) - Ponda? Are you there?
Ponda?
Ponda Baba (bleeding, bumbling in a delirous of pain) - Ne kitme apee…
Dr. Evazan - Easy, my friend, easy… I can put your arm back… be calm… let me take you out of…
(Ponda grabs Evazan’s arm with its remaining arm)
Ponda Baba - Riess! Apta niet erutz!
Dr. Evazan - What? A bomb?
Ponda Baba - Apee gat aratz yess’hum…
Dr. Evazan - WHAT? Are you sure HE did it? DAMN HIM!!!
Amidala - Do you mean… is he…?
(Kenobi lowers its head. Amidala starts to cry)
Kenobi - He was going to destroy us all… Jedi and Mandalore… I had to do it… i had no choice.
Yoda - Over, this war is not yet. A master, alive he still is.
Amidala - Kenobi… I… have his seed in me…
(Kenobi and Yoda act in surprise).
Kenobi - You mean… ANOTHER midichrolian offspring?
(Yoda looks at Amidala, ponders for a second, and lights out his lightsaber).
Kenobi - No, Master! No!
(Yoda approaches Amidala, in for the kill.
Kenobi light up his saber).
Kenobi - Please, Master! You cannot do it!
Yoda - Out of my way, Kenobi. Dangerous she is, for all the universe, that you know. Here, this must end.
Kenobi - No, Master! Remember the prophecy!
Yoda - Qui Gonn believed that Anakin would be the Chosen One. He was wrong.
Kenobi - But this time… only this time… (touches Amidala’s belly and, with a surprised look, turns off the saber) Oh… that was unexpected.
Yoda (turning off the lightsaber) - Yes. I feel it too.
Amidala - What? What’s happening? There’s anything wrong with my baby?
Yoda - No. Not at the moment. The twins are fine.
Amidala looks appaled.
Amidala - T-twins?
Yoda - Kenobi. You know what to do. Take her away. She must stay far from the Emperor.
Kenobi - You mean… so there’s hope after all?
Yoda - Only time will tell, Kenobi. Only time will tell.
INT/MANDALORIAN LABORATORY.
Sidious hologram - How is he?
Mandalore Leader - We should finish killing this traitor, that’s what we should do!
Sidious hologram - SILENCE. You will do what I tell you to do.
Mandalore Leader - Yes… master.
Sidious hologram - So…?
Mandalore Leader - It… it was a hard job. We could only use part of the body… no lungs… he will live, but only in this life system armour…
Sidious hologram - Is he able to speak?
Mandalore Leader - He is recovering, but…
(sounds of heavy steps can be heard in the background. A giant shadow appears at the door. A deep, recognizable breath is head)
Sidious hologram - Oh. Here you are, my friend. Come forward… let me see you…
Darth Vader - As you wish… (step ahead, out of the shadow, revealing his new dark face)… my lord!
CLOSING CREDITS
Watto wanders thru the shop, with one eyepatch covering his eye, looking at what’s remained. Enter C3P0, still in it’s skeletal form.
C3P0 - Master Watto?
Watto - Damn men in white. Look at what they did do my store! And all because of Shmi! Why? What does she had, anyway?
C3P0 - I - I really don’t know, Master.
(Watto stars to trash a strange piece of equipment)
C3P0 - What are you doing, Master Watto?
Watto - It’s the slave control unit. I don’t need it anymore. You’re free. All free. Now go away!
C3P0 - But… eh, thanks, Master Watto, but where can I go? My parts are… you know… still showing!
(Watto looks at the robot, looks around, and find a golden cover almost intact, save for one leg).
Watto (sighs) - You’ve been a good worker, 3P0… you deserve a parting gift. Come, let’s make some work.
(in the battlefields)
Wald - Das bas chooba ite?
Kitster - Shut up and help me with this body!
Wald - Ite Mandaloro kopa?
Kitster - Yes. The armour is the toughest thing I ever saw, I’ve seen it resisting even a close range lightsaber hit.
Wald - Hert iket chooba Jedi?
Kitster - Help the Jedi? Are you kidding? Where they were when those white soldiers came and killed almost everyone in Tattoine?
No, Wald. This thing will serve another purpose now.
Wald - Ba chooba das fil grid, Kitster?
Kitster - No, Wald. No Kitster(puts on the helmet). This name has no meaning to me anymore.
Gardulla: <We Hutts rule Tatooine. If you wish to operate here you will compensate us.>
A nod from Tarkin and the troopers open fire killing the Hutt.
Jabba: <Ho. Ho. Ho. Your request is granted. Gardulla was always slow to see opportunity when it was clearly presented to her>
Tarkin: Then we are to have transport and information in our search for the woman?
Jabba: <Aurra.>
The word from Jabba summons a tall female bounty hunter.
Aurra: Yes.
Jabba: <Take these men to the monastary which is offering sanctuary to Watto and the woman. Bring me back the Toydarian’s eye. But allow them to take the woman>
Aurra: Of course Jabba. We’ll be there by nightfall.
Trooper: This method of transport certainly is primitive.
Aurra: The dewback is a sturdy creature. You’ll appreciate it if we run into any of my people on the way to the monastary.
Tarkin: Your people?
Kenobi: 3PO, tell them we only wish safe passage. We mean them no harm.
3PO: Of course sir, but I’m afraid…
Anakin: Just do it, we need to get back to the ship.
Amidala: We will still find your mother Anakin, we can’t lose hope now.
Anakin: It’s not hope that I’m losing. It’s Patience.
Kenobi: Relax Anakin. The trail is still fresh, we can avoid conflict and still catch up to them. Just tell these nomads, that we come in peace. They won’t attack a Jedi, I’m sure of it.
Anakin - She has a lightsaber! But… how?
Kenobi - Impossible. If she were a Jedi, I should have known…
Aurra - Feh! You think you’re the only ones who can wield such a weapon?(opens her cloak, revealing seven other lightsaber hilts) You’re the best bounty ever, Jedi… and here’s my best prize… (she shows an old model) Found it on Yavin’s ruins… legend says it belonged to the last know Sith, Exar Kun… (she lights up the other saber, this one with two beams, just like Maul’s; it’s an awful vision - one common lighsaber in one hand, a double one in the other). Now we came full circle, Jedi… Now the Sith will have the Victory!
In a valley between the volcanic mountains, the Mandalorian army awayts for the enemies, with Aurra Sing in the lead. They’re surrounded by a thick, volcanic smoke.
Mandalorian Guy - I cannot see anything in this fog. How can we fight, Aurra?
Aurra - Haven’t you learned anything I told you? You don’t need eyes for this!
They wait. Suddenly, the whirrl of lighsabers activating can be heard; first, only a few; then, thousands of em.
Aurra - They’re here.
Mandalorian Guy - But we even heard em co…
Aurra - Quiet! (she points the arm and fires. The blaster is imediatelly repelled by a green beam in the mist and hits the Mandalorian Guy, killing him).
More colored beams appears in the mist - blue beams, green beans, purple ones, even some white and yellowish ones.
Other Mandalorian Guy - We’re surrounded!
Aurra - Fire! Fire! Fire at will!!!
Anakin: Of course my angel.
Amidala smiles, and slightly blushes.
Amidala: I’ve missed you. You’re gone away so long, with your training and missions.
Anakin: I know, but soon it will be different.
Amidala: How?
Anakin: Well, soon we’ll be married.
Amidala: Is that a proposal?
Anakin(laughing): That is a fact.
Mace Windu: It’s been centuries since the Jedi have taken the battlefield in force. We will lose many brave Jedi this day.
Yoda: I fear it is only the beginning.
Mace Windu: You sense it too?
C-3PO: On a starship? Into Space?
Anakin: Yes, threepio, we are traveling on a starship.
R2: <afraid. R2 laugh>
C-3PO: Don’t you tell me I’m afraid you rolling short circuit.
Amidala: It’ll be fine 3PO, you’ll see.
Sidious(hologram): And the Jedi?
Mandalore Leader: They are massing near Alderaan.
Mandalore Lieutenant: You said that we would not have to deal with the Republic and the Jedi! You said you were going to deal with the Jedi you’re, hurk. HUUUURK. gack.
The Lieutenant, drops lifelessly to the floor.
Tarkin: The Mandalore’s have been wiped out by the Jedi and the Republic’s forces. They will no longer be a concern.
Sidious: Then the expansion can go as planned.
Tarkin: My lord, we don’t have enough troops, even with the losses that the Jedi have sustained, there’s too many of them for us to stop. And many of the Republic’s forces would remain loyal to them, even if it meant Rebellion.
Tarkin - Here. Try this sample.
(Dr. Evazan puts the blood sample in the analizer thingie, and looks surprised)
Dr. Evazan - Holy! How many jedis did you wasted? I’ve never seen so many midichlorians in a single blood drop!
…
(Three Stormtroopers storm into Amidala’s quarters. There’s a shootout, and the armoured wussies drop dead in minutes)
Amidala - Droids?
Panaka - No. They don’t move like droids. They must be some kind of…
(removes one of the Troopers helmet and shuts up in terror. Amidala sees what he’s seeing and backs up, shocked. Panaka removes the other troopers helmet)
Panaka - What… what is THAT? They all look like… like…
(Amidala faints)
Schmi - Anakin! You’re back! Are you going to free the slaves as you promised in the Episode One?
Anakin - Freedom Schmeedon, momma! Now get out of my back, I have a queen to impregnate and a galaxy to conquer. Scram!
Schmi - Oh. Well, can you please fetch the patio chairs inside, son? It looks like rain.
Anakin - Of course it doesn’t look like rain, you stupid b**ch! We’ve got two suns!
R2D2 - Beeb tweep deep dreeeoowp fizz!
C3P0 - What are you saying? Do you want me to go into THAT thing?
R2D2 - Deep fizz wheep! (starts rolling into the spaceship).
C3P0 - Oh no, no one will make me fly into one of these things, thank you very m… (a blaster explodes near 3P0’s head). Oh my goodness! Wait! Wait for me, you barrel-belly trashcan!
Yoda- Broken your leg is…mmmmm
Kenobi- Oh, Yoda, the force will heal me!
Yoda- Kenobi, something you should know there is…
Kenobi- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You’re not my father!!
Yoda shakes his head
Yoda- No. My father you are not. Help your leg, force cannot.
Kenobi- What do you mean the force cannot help my leg? The force is in all living things…
Yoda- Your leg is dead.
Kenobi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
Yoda- Breather you must take.
Kenobi- eeeeeeeepppp!
Yoda- Bacta will help, yes…
Kenobi- Very well master Yoda. Say you never answered my question about my father…
Yoda- Question it wasn’t. Go now!
Yoda picks Obi-Wan up and throws him into the bacta tank.
Yoda- Form of a question, it was not in…
Anakin - What are you doing?
Aurra Sing - Fixing me bodypaint.
Anakin (surprised) - Bodypa… you mean you’re NAKED?
Aurra Sing - Have nice thoughts, kiddo. Outta yer league heare.
Anakin - Okay. Now tell me, why are you helping me?
Aurra Sing - Thows war, meknows how it ends. And darno Palpatine, he tooka me daughter. Me wants you ta rescuer.
Anakin - You have a daughter?
Aurra Sing - Yesa. You rescuer her. Mecalls her Mara Jade.
Yoda - Go I must.
Obi Wan - But NOW? We’re in the middle of a friggin’ war!
Yoda - Wars do not make a warrior great. Besides, a big dump I have to make. I feel it growing inside me.
Obi Wan - Are you sure it isn’t just Frank Oz’s hand?
Yoda - Very funny you think you are.
Obi Wan - Use the portable plastic potty!
Yoda - Done it cannot be. Caustic and acid my feces are.
Obi Wan - Can’t you wait?
Yoda - Soil myself, I have fear of. Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Wait. (exits)
(half an hour later)
Yoda - Done it is. Hee hee.
Obi Wan - Have you found a suitable potty?
Yoda - Did I, yes. A black one, it was. Mandalorian steel, it was made of.
Obi Wan - Wait… it was a black one with a triangular mouthpiece and the looks of a samurai helmet from Earth System?
Yoda - Pretty much indeed, why?
Obi Wan - Dang! That was Anakin’s battle helmet!!!
(a shriek is heard in the distance)
Anakin - AAAAHHHH!!! MY FACE!!! MY FACE!!!
