Eyebrows of Doom, a word

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In the thread about gay marriage in IMHO, I got this totally half-assed piece of snark from you.

It never ceases to amaze me how people can people can put themselves up as being such experts on me and my life. And it never ceases to amaze me what incredibly fucking stupid things they say about me when they do.

Eyebrows, let me educate you. I posted this topic because I had not heard this theme until recently. I am genuinely interested in the responses of my fellow Dopers, and there have been some very good ones. With the exception, of course, of your response. Yours isn’t even in the same zip code as accurate; it simply exists to point out why the SD’s masthead reads:

In the future, if you want to put yourself up as an authority on me, at least do me the common decency of checking with me first. If you’re not willing to do that, then just fuck off and don’t spout your ignorance out for the world to see.

I would have provided a little more vitriol, but it’s been a long week, I’m tired, and an ignorant little dipshit like you just isn’t worth any more effort on my part.

Thread reference: A new slant on gay marriage? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board

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Decided I’d have some fun and Google “site:boards.straightdope.com “clothahump” “gay”” and see what comes up.

The deviant sexual practices presumably being homosexual activity.

Unprovoked in a thread a transgender person started about starting a new life as a woman.

I’m including this one just because it’s funny.

With regards to whether he’d be bothered by the mother of a kid at his kid’s school having a pierced nose.

Turns out you’re a fucking retard.

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Oh, come on! His friends said this brand new thing about this! It’s brand new! It’s a thing! He has FRIENDS!

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Stupid thread, stupid poster. Pit fail.

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Am I the only one who saw a Pit thread started by Clothahump and said “well, I bet this is a ridiculous pitting from a close-minded hate-filled asshat about a perceived slight that has no no real basis”?

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Aren’t you the guy that’s made some insanely nasty, overly judgmental comments about people with tattoos? As I recall, you called people with tattoos mentally unstable or something like that.

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Did you know that Eyebrow and Elbow are both towns in Saskatchewan?

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There are two towns in Saskatchewan?

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This “Saskatchewan”? Is that in, like, Australia?

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I like the cut of your jib.

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I can’t see avatars on my phone but is Clothahump the dude wearing a tae kwan leap costume in his or something?

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xLGDTTQATSDT!

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OL

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Come on, he and Jeremy Irons don’t have strong feelings either way. (If you don’t get the reference, click that link for laughs. Trust me!)

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To be fair, some of those posts are pretty old and now maybe ol’ Clothy doesn’t think of homosexuality as “deviant sexual behavior.”

I’d like to give him a chance to explain if his views have changed since 2004 when he posted that, or since errrrmm… 2010… when he said homosexuality is a choice and people choose to deviate from the normal sexuality.

I’m not holding my breath here but still let’s give him a chance.

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No. Our areas have original names- well, like “Denmark”. I kid you not.

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I’m beginning to think that Clothahump is the author of this article.

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Acceptance of deviant sexual behavior?

So… a woman is in the hospital, fading fast: organs failing, peripheral nervous system shutting down; and her husband is about to enter the ward to hold her hand as she goes, after 57 years together.

Hold it Gramps - you and her better not have engaged in any deviant sexual behavior during those 57 years!

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I knew they were both body parts!

Hey! I’ve got friends who are mentally disabled (really, I do) and this is totally unfair to say that are nasty bigots like Clothy. They aren’t.

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True data. “Saskatchewan” comes from a Mandan word meaning “Like, Nowheresville, man.”.