F*ckin' Farah Fawcett

I’ve been bombarded with promos for her upcoming special about her “heroic” struggle with cancer.

WTF knows, maybe it is heroic, but but the promo is just one long whine. “All I want is to LIVE! … It’s time for a MIRACLE!” Jeez, I would probably say the same shit myself, but I wouldn’t package all my self-pity into a network special.

I wish her luck, though she is on my Death Pool list.

…The Lee Majors Story

How many points is she worth? I have her too.

The nerve of her! Who does she think she is some kind of B List celebrity?

Doesn’t she understand that her whinefest is taking valuable air time from possible breaking developments in the impending divorce of Jon and Kate? :mad:

Free Jon! Free Jon! Free Jon! Free Jon!

Go Farrah - anything that takes attention away from Jenny McCarthy has got to be good.

“Heroic” or “hero” is becoming such a ridiculously overused word these days. I’d say a good 90%+ of what people would call heroism is just self preservation. How in the world could it possibly be heroic to survive cancer?

Jesus Christ, y’all? How am I supposed to react to this?

I think maybe we like Quasimodem more than Farrah right now…

Whew!

Had me worried there for a second! :wink:

Q

Are you a narcissistic, washed up celebrity whose big claim to fame is a poster?*
We like you fine and don’t want you to stop. Farrah needs to dial it down a bit.

*Ok, she did make that burning bed movie and did ok in it…

Make a whiny TV show about your problem and I’ll Pit you too.

I didn’t even know her show was tonight when I started this thread, but I saw it listed on the channel guide. So I hope we’re mostly done.

I have a Google alert set for her and all my other death pool listees, so I will learn in fairly short oder when she kicks it. I have a whole bunch of cancer- and tumor-ridden celebs. Farrah, Bob Novak, Patrick Swayze, and Ted Kennedy – it might be a banner year for me. Plus Ariel Sharon and Fidel, who’ve both been circling the drain for a long time now.

HEY! Quasi is one of my favorite posters!

:smiley:

Who?

[Patrick Swayze/] Ditto. {cough} [/Patrick Swayze]

Jenny McCarthy has attention?

So, what celebrity (recent) died with dignity?

Robert Urich? I think maybe he didn’t make a big deal out of it.

Chris Reeve?

Michael Landon?

I do see your point, though, BJ. Why all the hoopla and fanfare? Just go with your loved ones at your bedside.

But then I think about my blog, and I’m suddenly not so sure. Maybe I’m doing the same thing on a smaller scale?

Or maybe y’all are my “loved ones”?

Want me to shit the fuck up, already? ;):D:smack:

Q

Is it fair to blame Farrah for all of this? As far as I can tell, she’s not the one who insisted on this TV special.

Good point, JT.

I don’t know too much about how the whole thing was “set up”, but one might argue that she did have the option of declining?

I’m getting out of here before I get in trouble (again)! :wink: I’ll just read, okay?

Q