"Factoids" about Cruz

Alexandra Petri in the Washington Post:
“Here are some Scandalous Ted Cruz Sex Facts that I find FAR more plausible than the ones in the National Enquirer, and I think the public would agree.”

National Enquirer? Hell, National Geographic!

This is my fav:

Better still:

I would think that if Ted Cruz had been born a Vulcan he would have been strangled in his crib. It’s only logical.

This is not really about the election.

Off to MPSIMS.