A bird in the hand will probably poop on you.
Take time to smell the flowers, but watch out for the bees!
A penny saved is not enough to be worth the effort.
While a fool and his money are soon parted, how the fool got money in the first place is the real question.
Love thy neighbor, especially if she’s a real hottie.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it the observer is probably deaf.
Love must be blind; it’s never found me.
It’s not the winning that matters; it’s the taking part.
Or so it seems 
Where Forth factors, Lisp defuns.
Send not to know what type the malloc allocates, for it casts to void *.
DUP SWAP, DUP OVER ROLL. ( a – aaa )
Forty-six postmodern beatniks die every time Bruce Springsteen sings about his lower-middle-class life of decadent opulence.
A wonderbra is probably not for chopping into lines and snorting.
Take the mystery out of a train wreck.
Dance on registers, shame on you; fandango on core, shame on lint.
oh, that kind of maxim… i thought you were talking about the machine gun…
One swallow does not a summer romance make.
Listen not to the flowers, they’re trying to get you killed.
There is no sound greater than the belch of a contented child.
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, or before that jerk Kane gets to them.
A wounded friend is a buffet waiting to happen.
If tide be high and moon be full, then never go to a tractor pull.
Fifty million Frenchmen can’t be wrong.