Fairfax County, Va public schools being investigated about staff taking girls to get abortions without parental consent

Yeah, the title of the thread falsely implies that there’s some plausible reason to think this actually happened.

And let’s play a game:

5 internet points to the first person who can report a Faux national mention of this, that’s based on no more than we have here.

Did I win 5 points?

You win, ha ha! :laughing:

And hey, the story may be real, but this is some intentionally sneaky “journalism”.

The OP has a history of starting dubious threads in the Pit with false information, using bad sources, pushing assumptions and opinions as fact, then wondering why it isn’t a bigger story.

A couple of examples:

That last thread had this gem:

None of this should be a surprise anymore.

But now people are asking questions™ — so it must be true.

Satanic pregnancy?

Okay, here’s another source, and it basically says the same thing.

That CVS story is big news in the pharmacy world, and the track meet stabbing is the same way in the true-crime world. People who aren’t part of either may not feel the same way, and that’s OK.

I was thinking ‘Chicken Little was at it again’, thank you for the confirmation.

Wrong thread.

It’s saying the same thing because it’s not another source. It does at least link to the WCDispatch article, but all it has other than that is that the school district is investigating. Which is a good thing: Of course they should be investigating. If they weren’t investigating, even based on an allegation this unreliable, that’d be cause for concern.

And I also wonder how on many other sites the OP has breathlessly posted this.

Technically, Fox 5 is reporting that Youngkin has ordered an investigation, not on the allegations themselves.

Well, you know what they say, if there’s smoke there’s communist, atheist, socialist, Satanic, pedophile, baby killing/eating, liberal, LGBTQIA2S+ Demoncrats doing things that the majority of reasonable folks think are morally correct.

The story isn’t even on the websites front page, how far up your own ass would you have to be to even find it?

Don’t forget about Tide Pod eaters!

Yeah, I know some of you probably think I’m capable of that. Sorry, nope, I’m not.

Missed opportunity to link to a dick pic there.

It depends how desperate you are for attention. If this story doesn’t do it, she’ll be back next week with another idiotic story that no reputable news agency would cover.

Perhaps, but I thought it was more on-point to mock the almost certainly fictional nature of the story.

I have requested that this thread be closed. If it is, and more credible sources and information emerge, I may ask that it be reopened. Sorry, folks.