Please, please tell me how breasts should “properly” hang - I would be so embarassed if mine were to look silly. (sarcasm)
Formerly unknown as “Melanie”
Well, for starters, Sax, I’m always dazzled if they face the same direction…
Then he said, “That is that.”
And then he was gone.
-Dr. Seuss, * The Cat in the Hat*
Well, to try to answer a bit about the OP, when my girlfriend got her nipples pierced about a month ago, she was very excited about it, and offered to show people who ordinarily she would not even really talk to. I don’t blame her, she’s got the best breasts I’ve ever seen, and the little rings (well, replaced with bars now) in the nipples are just so enticing!
Since then she’s calmed down a little about it.
When I met Michelle, she didn’t look like Fake Boobie Woman to me 
Now for my own confession: I might get implants after I’m done sprouting babies. My boobs went from an “Adolescent A” to a “Sort of C” after my son was born (who knows where they will be when I lose this weight) and they now droop. This is my fault, for being a braless hippy flower child, but still. It bothers me. So I might get them reinflated.
I knew a woman when I was a dancer who had a fake boob. Yes. A fake boob. Not fake boobs. She had her children and her boobs got huge. Then afterward one went back to its original size. The other didn’t. SO she got one implant to make them look the same. I’ve felt them… you can’t tell which is which.
–
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Short answer: no.
I’ve seen “looking up” boob jobs, “looking down” boobjobs, and even “crosseyed” boobjobs. If the nipples aren’t properly placed it means the surgeon SUCKED. It isn’t the way they are supposed to look.
Also, the way they do most boob jobs these days is to cut around the nipple and poke them through the front, or go in at the armpit.
–
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Yeah, that’s kinda what I was talking about, Nerd. It’s just so odd to me that women normally do not just whip out their breasts for a look. But when they get something done to them, pierced nipples or enlargement, whatever, they seem to lose all taboo about letting people see them.
I experienced the same thing about this time last year, when a girl I was trying to date got her clit pierced. She immediately asked if I wanted to see it. I said no at first, but she insisted throughout the night, so I finally gave in. She was a an ex-stripper, though, so I just chalked it up to her exhibitionist tendencies. I’m finding out now that it extends to other women as well, if not to the same regions.
Then he said, “That is that.”
And then he was gone.
-Dr. Seuss, * The Cat in the Hat*
That’s next. Well, hood, not her clit directly. And shh, I wasn’t supposed to tell.
Hey, Coldfire, is that every single guy or every guy who is single?
Sometimes you have to wonder about the fantasies of some of those surgeons. What does it say when they turn out oversized,
unnaturally shaped, balloons taped to your chest looking things? Do they dream of two five-foot-radius tits with a little two-inch-tall woman attached to them?
I recently met someone who, after knowing me for less than a month, felt nothing wrong with nonchalantly mentioning her deliberation over getting her clit pierced. She said that she had had two friends do it already, and that one of them had orgasmed from it and the other had fainted from the pain, and she was weighing her odds of getting a cheap thrill.
I have to admit that, when I first saw this topic, I thought it was about something drag queens used, rather than implants. Oops. :o
-BrainWeasel
Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage
http://brainweasel.home.att.net
I personally am disappointed to think women feel they have the need to have breasts of a particular size in orer to feel complete or confident, and that you’d augment them artificially to compensate.
Sure, being flat-chested I guess would make you feel self-conscious, especially if you wanted to wear a bikini or something similarly revealing. But I feel self conscious about my lack of chest-muscle too - I don’t even consider doing anything to myself (even exercise) to change me.
Oh well. This isn’t a judgement, I’m just a bit saddened by it all.
-PIGEONMAN-
Hero For A New Millennium!
The Legend Of PigeonMan - updates every Wed & Sat. If I can be bothered.
By the way, I like small to non-existent breasts myself. But then, I’m weird.
-PIGEONMAN-
Hero For A New Millennium!
The Legend Of PigeonMan - updates every Wed & Sat. If I can be bothered.
I was with a girl with implants and a nipple ring in both nips.
At first, I was kinda mellow, feeling my way around, gentle-like.
Then I realized, fuck it, she sliced up open and put some stuff inside them, and then she punched holes in them! There is NOTHING I can do that would hurt these pippies!
Yer pal,
Satan
Brian, you’re a man after my own heart!
How do you like that! And without so much as a “Kiss my foot” or “Have an apple”!
Nerd-The girl I knew lived up three very long flights of stairs, and said she loved every minute of walking up them after she got it.
I’d like to point out here that I’m not complaining in the least about this. The change in behavior just made me curious. I may just make a concerted effort to find her when Christmas break rolls around…
Then he said, “That is that.”
And then he was gone.
-Dr. Seuss, * The Cat in the Hat*
FTR, I like breasts in general. Anything from mosquito bites to canteloupes. Size is not as important as shape: somewhat firm and roundish is nice. But I have one problem with boobjobs that have been done via the aureolas: nipples are not as sensitive. IMHO, nothing short of life-saving procedure is worth losing nipple sensitivity.
Agreeing with the hippie from Tennessee…
I’ve never met (or sucked, or licked, or felt) a pair I didn’t like!
Yer pal,
Satan
My surgery was done around the nipples. They are the same now as they were before.
KentT sez:
Falcon wrote:
That was a joke from some sitcom, I couldn’t quite remember which one so I didn’t write the source. Might have been Third Rock from the Sun. I thought it was pretty funny.
I actually know two women (one of them hands on if you will) who had breast reductions in high school. She went from very big to a C, with the incisions made around the nipples which were also made smaller. I couldn’t see any scarring though and if I hadn’t seen her before I never would have known. They were quite magnificently shaped though.
“No! You can’t take my medicine, I need every brain cell blazing to outwit my invisible enemies!”
In a visual sense, I prefer natural looking breasts that are perky.
Besides, breasts look larger out of the bra anyway. 
The main concern for me is how sensitive they are; how much attention they like to recieve. If a woman doesn’t get a charge out of having them licked, sucked, and fondled, then I will focus more on the body parts that *do * like the attention.
But then again, I’m wierd. 
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
KentT -
Yeah, I figured it was a joke…and it is pretty funny. Just wanted to give the opposite point of view, I suppose… grin No slam on you intended, babe.
“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin