**Eating Raoul (1982 cult film)
What to do with a tube of polenta? **
What was that very weird Jeopardy! category?
**Aaron Hernandez found dead in cell.
Put her back in the closet **
I said “Aaron,” not “Erin” (and that one is sick on so many levels, including the gut busting belly laugh I got from it)
Hurricane Irma [and Maria]
Put her back in the closet
** Regarding Plan A and cancer
What are some decent brands of tequila I can try?**
Your first girlfriend/boyfriend?
Put her back in the closet
I still have all of my girlfriends. They never leave me. Ever.
What do spies put on their resume?
Beisw kwod kegdfs afksd fewgsd
**How do you help someone up on to their feet?
Thoughts on attending memorial service **
Does Joel Osteen do guest appearances?
Goodby my friends
I think I have beaten the paywall
That’s the weirdest euphemism for dying I’ve ever heard.
**Volcano in Bali is (maybe) about to blow
Your first girlfriend/boyfriend?
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**Your first girlfriend/boyfriend?
The first tomato
**
…or is that slang too ancient?
Volcano in Bali is (maybe) about to blow
Experiances w/ getting jury duty rescheduled
Is “I can’t make it due to the lava flowing down the street.” an acceptable excuse?
Separated by two
**Ask the conservative asshole
I pit my asshole neighbors
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[Mr. Rogers] Won’t you be my neighbor? [/Mr. Rogers]
okay, NOW they’re sequential. I shoulda waited.
The Big Bang Theory Monday 9/25–The Proposal Proposal
Ridiculous TV Show Cast/Setting Changes That Even Suspension of Disbelief Cannot Overcome
“Young Sheldon”–anyone else creeped out?
** Speak to me in song titles!
Go to first new post I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain**
The title is Fire and Rain
What do you want as your epitaph?
Anybody else using Layer3 TV service?
I am - but reception is really shitty six feet underground.
** Kevin Can Wait - They killed off his wife, but his King of Queens wife is back
Worst Television Cross-over
Ridiculous TV Show Cast/Setting Changes That Even Suspension of Disbelief Cannot Overcome
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Sums it up quite nicely.
** Go to first new post I got a new RV - now what?
What do you want as your epitaph?
**
“At last, I got to finally see half of the Going To The Sun Road.”
Do you go to commercial haunted houses?
Did you own a Daihatsu (or know anyone who did?)
Funny, nobody’s ever asked me either of these questions before.
Fighting with a Sledgehammer
U.S. Mail Carriers wearing rubber gloves
Doesn’t sound like a fair fight to me.
Ridiculous TV Show Cast/Setting Changes That Even Suspension of Disbelief Cannot Overcome
Star Trek Discovery Episodes 1 and 2
The Orville-Seth McFarlane
Looks like we got a good ol’ fashioned flame war!