Falling Into The MMP

Yes, it is! I grew children and then harvested grandchildren. Wheee!

I napped. I had an Old Fashioned. Dinner tonight is bacon cheeseburger, fries with Bo Seasoning, and corn on the cob with jalapeno Blue Cheese butter.

I think she’s just naturally loud, disorganized, and twitchy. Drugs might help.

Only if you want fry oil on the walls, unboxed pizza on the floor under the prep tables, and generally yelling “WHAT IS ThIS?!?” at customer orders

Tomato is happy to see you.

I won’t need the heat before Halloween.

My friend C’s Pom Lulu happy pees. That’s why one year I took a vacation from moving heavy furniture to help them move heavy furniture so they could put in waterproof floors.

So you’re saying using the Elijah Craig 94 Proof brown milk in the cereal was a bad idea? :zany_face:

Yay!

When my one friend’s grandma died, I was at the service, and his brother(Baptist preacher) was part of the service, so I ended up minding bro’s 4 year old and 6 month old in the pew. At one point in the eulogy, the 4 old started hiccuping, and the 6 month old reach over, and. pulled. my. finger. It was all I could do to not burst out laughing.

:bottle_with_popping_cork: :birthday_cake: :partying_face:HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPOONS!!!:partying_face: :birthday_cake: :bottle_with_popping_cork:

Lorena Bobbitt could tell yah.

By my count, this is the 64th posting for Moanday on the MMP, which probably isn’t a record but is a promising start. Have done little since dining on Freddy’s steakburger and fries except trying to control my appetite for the balance of the evening (did kinda ok on that score, did get a little more ice cream but still under my calorie goal). Off to bed after this missive and see how much sleep my bladder grants me tonight.

Exactly, which I have also been known to perform at times.

Cupcakes, great news from the Doc. Still a little high according to google, but out of the dangerous range.

red, I try to put nothing breakable at all in my refrigerator, I know me too well.

swampy, for all I know there is an app to track um…bodily functions, but a pad of paper and a pen is the old fogey method I prefer.

VanGo, unfortunately, you have to take the patrons to get the good stuff.

Coppertone, your Spoonerism is appreciated.

JtC, that was a story that plastered a big smile across my face–thank you for that.

Flyboy, will be awaiting the news on the system transition.

Hippo Birdies Two Ewes , Spoons

BBBoo, hope the body starts cooperating with the PT, cause shots… Safe driving.

Indeed.

And it’s closing in on 11pm so I’ve been up about 16 hours without nappage and Slumberland is looking pretty good right now. Take care and catch y’all over my Big Bowl O’Cereal tomorrow.

Madame, this pie is occupued. May I sew you to a sheet?–The Reverend SPOONer

A hippo birdie two ewe, Spoons!


Hooray for a good A1c!


I have a book called The $64 Tomato.

A slightly belated “Happy birthday”, @Spoons!!

Not belated at all. It’s not even Tuesday where I am in the Mountain time zone. (It’s only 10:40 pm here.)

But holy hannah! It hasn’t started, but my day has already been made! All your greetings mean a lot, and I thank you for all of them. I thought I’d be lucky to get a call from my sister tomorrow, but greetings from all of you is almost better in a way. After all, I’d expect Sis to remember; I don’t expect anyone here to.

Special thanks go to @BippityBoppityBoo for getting the ball rolling. Thanks, Boo, for remembering. Come tomorrow, I’ll raise a glass (maybe two) of the good stuff to you!

I’m kind of touched, actually. Thanks again, everybody. Thanks many times over.

Happy birthday, @Spoons!! May this upcoming year be one of your best! :slight_smile: