Ok, I know there are those on this board that will consider this to be a huge load of shit, no matter how I put it. I could have the literary writing skills of Tolstoy and those so called champions of debate will jump on this like stink on a turd, but I have held silent too long.
So those of you that feel you must jump to conclusions and ream my ass go ahead……just try and use some lubrication if possible. (I prefer K-Y).
I realize, even as I type this, that the dogs-of-disagreement are slathering at the door just waiting to rip those that bring up a controversial topic such as this one, a new asshole. Ready to verbally disembowel those that have the balls to say what is REALLY on their minds. But I can no longer hold back what has gnawed at my guts for so many days. You all-knowing sonsabitches that are gonna disagree with me, bring out your big guns cause by all that’s holy I can take AND dish it out.
So with that said, here goes……………………
Ummm what was I gonna say? Gezz I forget…nebber mind
“I’m the best there is Fats. Even if you beat me, I’m still the best.”
(Paul Newman in The Hustler)