Bertram’s back! Sweet! I loved the scene where all the kids piled into the stealth fighters Stewie had, I’ve been missing Stewie’s amazing devices. The plotline with Lois putting on weight was kind of “meh” IMHO, but still hearing Brian saying he’d “totally wreck that chick” to Peter and Meg saying she’s a cutter, only to have the family pay attention to Chris were pretty good bits (as well as Peter getting freaky with Lois’s removed fat).
That’s because I’m wearing my Stewie T-shirt that says, “The world is mine!” 
Loved the role-playing. “Paladins can’t use a Helm of Disintergration.” “Oh, then I’m a black guy.”
And more medical procedures should be explained in barbershop.
I loved the barbershop quartet: “Say goodbye to kids like Meg.”
Lee Harvey Oswald: “Time to become an American hero.”
Damn, it’s been too long since I’ve seen a good swordfight on TV.
And there were a couple moments where it was reminiscent of the swordfight in The Princess Bride. Nice, since I’m pretty sure the voice of Stewie’s rival was that of Vizzini (Wallace Shawn).
It was.
Bertram: What took you so long?
Stewie: What took you so ugly?
Cracked me up.
-FrL-
I liked the Morgan Freeman bit. I was also trying to figure out which of the babbershop quartet guys was not int the AIDS song.
Yes. Yes indeed. Funniest comeback ever.
And let us not forget the squirrel going after Peter’s frozen nuts.
A good episode. My question was how did Bertram age so quickly…but I realized it was a cartoon! When I heard about this episode, I wondered if they were just conveniently forgetting that Peter and Lois HAD considered having a fourth child.
I loved the barbershop explanation. Especially the bit with the Sexual Harrassment Instructor with the innapropriately large rack.
I liked the sword fight. Especially the second time down the slide.
Brian “wrecking” that chick was the high point, though.
That freaking annoyed me…I thought Family Guy would be above blatant product placement.
They’re above nothing, which is kind of the point.
“Jodie Foster’s knuckle.”
More then that, why is his head the same shape as Stewies. If you remember back…waay back there was a flashback where Stewie with a normal shaped head was jumping on a bed and hit the celing. He came back down with a flattened out head. It woulnd’t be genetic. But that’s just being nitpicky.
I liked Chrissy helping him dig the hole at the end.
That has already been contradicted many times. In all the flashbacks to Stewie’s time in the womb, his head is football shape.
Damn cartoon continuity!
I was really hoping they’d do a “I’m not left handed” joke during the swordfight, but alas they did not.
“Fat guys aren’t fat, only fat women are fat.”
“Fat sex is so hot! There were so many boobs, I didn’t know if I was grabbing your boob or mine!”
“Uh… this is exactly what it looks like.”
My wife was none too happy when I noticed that Lois looked like she was drawn a little heavy in that first scene in the kitchen!