Famous First Words, redux

Guess the book! Please cite the code number when answering, and create unique code numbers for your own submissions, so we can keep this orderly. With two exceptions, I have taken the first line of the text, not the introduction.

MMc1: Our civilization is unable to do what individuals cannot say. (Hint: Consider who’s posting this.)

MMc2: Loving in truth, and faine in verse my love to show, that the deare She might take some pleasure of my paine: pleasure might cause her reade, reading might make her know, knowledge might pitie winne, and pitie grace obtaine, I sought fit words to paint the blackest face of woe, studying inventions fine, her wits to entertaine: oft turning others’ leaves, to see if thence would flow some fresh and fruitfull showers upon my sunne-burn’d braine.

MMc3: Woman? Very simply, say the fanciers of simple formulas: she is a womb, an ovary; she is a female - the word is sufficient to define her.

MMc4: I came to talk to You here in Your church because You can hear me better.

MMc5: The Greeks did not believe that the gods created the universe.

MMc6: “What’s this you’re writing?” asked Pooh, climbing onto the writing table.

MMc7: I can be precise about the day it began.

MMc8: Boatswain!

MMc9: I’ll feeze you, in faith.

MMc10: Out of the gravel there are peonies growing.

MMc11: Male homosexuality as it exists today is a brand-new phenomenon.

MMc12: The subject of this Essay is not the so-called Liberty of the Will, so unfortunately opposed to the misnamed doctrine of Philosophical Necessity; but Civil, or Social Liberty: the nature and limits of the power which can be legitimately exercised by society over the individual.

MMc13: Above the town, on the hill brow, the stone angel used to stand.

MMc14: I know I was all right on Friday when I got up; if anything I was feeling more stolid than usual.

MMc15: Precisely one-half a millenium ago - and I mean what I say when I say it’s precise - on the twenty-third day of the next-to-last month of the year fourteen hundred fourscore-and-sixteen (a tip of my hat to the Gauls’ counting scheme), in the humble French town of Cahors en Quercy, some sixty-odd miles to the north of Toulousee, was born a bright boy christened Clément Marot, the son of an auto-taught poet named Jean and a lady whose life’s but a question mark; our focus thus shifts from his folks to their lad.

MMc16: A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy.

MMc17: Kerin let out a slow breath, trying to calm the slamming of his heart against his chest.

MMc18: “There are dragons in the twins’ vegetable garden.”

You expect people on this board to know the first lines in books??

Just take a gander at what gets the most responses…
Star wars and star trek…even sex takes a back seat…
Forgive me…I should have mentioned ask the gay guy.

For the record…I didn’t know any of them either.

:slight_smile:

Asmo: It’s already happened in another thread; I’m starting it up again. Oh ye of little faith!

Astrophil and Stella

Good lord, is that an opening line? I’ve heard it a million times and always thought it was an inellecual cliche.

The Tao of Pooh ?

The Front Runner

Not only do I not know this one, but it sounds like a curse, and I always thought ‘feeze’ was a good thing (i.e. “to regard highly”, “make favorable”, etc.)

Alias Grace

John Stuart Mills, On liberty

er… let’s see… The Stone Angel

A Brief History Of Time

A Wind in the Door

BTW, what was the first line of “A Wrinkle in time”? I’m sure it’s very distinctive, but I can’t recall it.

My god, KP, really good! all of the ones you mentioned were right. And the first line of A Wrinkle In Time, although she did not originate the phrase, is “It was a dark and stormy night.”

Here are a few more:

MMc19: Under the heading “Brazilian bishops support plan to democratize media,” a church-based South American journal describes a proposal being debated in the constituent assembly that “would open up Brazil’s powerful and highly concentrated media to citizen participation.”

MMc20: The story so far: In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

MMc21: One day Trurl the constructor put together a machine that could create anything starting with n.

MMc22: I’ve wondered about this for years, ever since I heard it in the third grade from Steve Revoi.

MMc20 is from “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe” by Douglas Adams.

Yup.

MMc21: The Cyberiad by Stanislaw Lem

Yep, again. So far you’ve gotten 10 out of 22, or 45%. Keep goin’!

MMc3: Woman? Very simply, say the fanciers of simple formulas: she is a womb, an ovary; she is a female - the word is sufficient to define her.

The Other Sex - Simone de Beauvoir

MMc22: I’ve wondered about this for years, ever since I heard it in the third grade from Steve Revoi.

I read this just a few days ago in the Classics archive on this very site! After a little back-tracking I’m guessing:

More of the Straight Dope - Cecil Adams

Upon further inspection I made a little translation boo-boo there:

MMc3 should be “The SECOND Sex”.

I wondered how long it would take until someone got that one :slight_smile:

Current score: 12 out of 22.