Lines of dialogue that are pretty much guaranteed to get you killed in a movie/TV thriller/mystery:
[ul][li]“We should split up!”[/li][li]“I need to change my will.”[/li][li]“I’m going to the police!”[/li][/ul]
“You’re the only one I’ve told.”
“Just one week until I retire!”
“I’m getting too old for this shit!”
“There’s no such thing as …”
“C’mon Suzy, don’t worry, that legend of the Crazed Ripper attacking kids on Lover’s Lane is just made up stuff. Let’s make out!”
“What’s the worst that could happen?”
"That fool will never find out about us.’
“I’ll be right back”
“Take a look at this photo of my girlfriend.”
“You’re going to die. But first let me explain the intricate details of my evil plan.”
“What does this button do?”
“I think we lost them!”
“They’ll never find us here!”
“We’re safe now!”
“We can breathe easy now!”
“Now I can write that long letter home that I’ve been putting off the last couple of weeks.”
“Hey, Sarge! I just found out I’m gonna be a father!”
“Watch this, Vern!”
“Here, hold my beer…”
“We just made the last payment on our lake-front retirement cottage.”
“I’m gonna marry you just as soon as this whole mess is over!”
“I’m about to cut the green wire on the timer…”
“Yes sir!” or equivalent, when said in response to “[Military Grade], you go that way!”
“There’s the signal! Let’s go!”
“Don’t open that…”
“You’re not gonna’ shoot me”.
Watch the teaser and guess who’s going to be shot right after the opening credits:
“You’re not in real trouble, son. Not yet. So just … give me the gun!”