Wilhelm Scream
Let’s split up.
Lets invite Jessica Fletcher to the dinner party!
“You take the gun.”
“I’m going to take a shower.” Especially if they are young and female.
“Let’s go out in the woods and make out.”
“I think Jason/Michael Myers/Leatherface is dead. But I’d better go check up close to be sure.”
“I am Invincible!!!”
Followed closely(often literally) by
“THIS…CANNOT…BE…”
“Surely you don’t believe all those old wives tales. We are men of science after all.”
Hey guys… why am I the only one in this landing party wearing a red shirt?
“You’ll never believe who was behind everything. It was…”
Romantic woman ingenue: “Oh my love, you make me so happy! I’m giddy with happiness. Nothing could make unhappy…(cough.)”
“I can’t tell you over the phone. I’ll be right over.”
“Hi, I’m a member of Ned Stark’s family.”
“He can’t get us here.”
Did you say your name was Sylar?
“Look, I’ll prove it’s perfectly safe”
“…in the Castle of Aaargh.”
“You’re doing it wrong! Here, like this…”
“Here, hold my beer and watch this”
“Come on, a child could do this !”
“Don’t be a pussy.”
“Helmets are for wusses”
“Why is my gun not firing ? Is something stuck in the barrel ?”
“Aaaawww look at the cuddly little bear cub ! I’m gonna pet it !”
“Pfew, it was just the cat.”
“Wanna bet ?”
Or, similarly: “Hi, my character is played by Sean Bean.”
“Huh. There’s something funny with the brakes…”