Janeane Garofalo
Former Mtv vj Kennedy
and Kathy Griffin
I’m glad I can tell you all because if my friends found out I’d NEVER hear the end of it!
Except for Janeane I think everyone crushes on her secretly!
Kathy Griffin at one time floated my boat. I guess back when she was doing her “hot ass and the rack” kinda material. (And she did have 'em.) Then she went in for the plastic face and becoming the Gay Icon identity and to me, she really did begin to look like a man looking like a woman… :rolleyes:
Kirsten Vangsness (Garcia the computer girl from Criminal Minds )
Especially when she gets into her little innuendo banter with the other agents! GRRRRR!
I concur that you’d have to be from some alternate universe in order to think Clive Owen anything other than TOTALLY HAAAWWWT. Especially since I recently watched “Close My Eyes,” which features VERY extensive, VERY nude scenes of Clive back before he grew into that craggy face. Did I mention the full frontal? With weiner? And not just the button mushroom of love, either, we’re talking hanging proud… WOOF! And the butt on that man–I’d pay money just to bounce quarters off that thing…
Whew! I need a dab…
Same movie also features a much younger Alan Rickman, who is hot despite playing a whiny character.
John Goodman, James Gandolfini, Chris Walken, and Billby Bob, check! I have to throw Dennis Hopper in there too–just has that attitude, y’know?
I’ve had a soft spot for Mickey Rourke since “Diner” and I was amazed at the magnitude of hot factor he managed to project past the makeup in “Sin City.”
I can’t believe I’m the first to add…
Steven Tyler. And Joe Perry. And I don’t own a single Aerosmith album. But Joe’s got one nice belly.
And, I wouldn’t have said this a week ago, but after having seen him in concert on Thursday, I gotta say I’m a little hot for Kid Rock now. He knows how to work the “dirty”.
Hmmm…something about boys with guitars.
Okay, you got me on the Kid Rock thing–again, it’s the attitude, because that’s one ugly cracker boy fershure. Funny thing, I saw an ad for some show about how far sports people will go to win, featuring an interview with Tonya Harding and dayum! She’s a dead ringer for Kid Rock these days, I swear! :eek:
Speaking of ugly/cute white Detroit rappers, I have to throw Violent J into this mix, because the guy just makes me laugh and that’s sexy…
Grabs her keys and races out the door for Blockbuster Video
OK ladies. What is it that really hits you about old Clivesey? Is it:
a) the cold dead serial-killer eyes, or
b) the smashed lager-lout lump of a nose?
Well, let’s see here–the broad shoulders, smooth skin, tight ass, six pack abs, generous blessing, blue eyes rivalling Paul Newman’s, total “I’m already fucking you–and you LIKE IT!” attitude, pouty mouth so incongruous in that planed face, deep voice, tall, gorgeous black hair–you mean aside from all that? Naw, nothin’ much… 
I have to throw Gary Sinise into the mix here. I can’t take my eyes off of him when he is onscreen, yet I believe that he isn’t considered to be generally attractive. He is smoking hot to me.
Well I second the ex-MTV-VJ Kennedy, and add Megan Mullally, the squeaky-voiced gal in the popular shit-com Will and Grace. I don’t think she’s generally regarded as “hawt”, but something about her makes me want to pop the clutch, so to speak.
seriously I want to have outragous messed up sex with her voice. she isnt even close to classic beauty but shes amazingly sexy.
[sexist mode]And she does have nice gams.[/sexist mode]
Oh yes. Ohhh yes. And I can’t really pinpoint any specific thing that gets to me. It’s just the… well, the whole package.
Oh yes, Alice Cooper! Thanks for reminding me, zoogirl!
Also, Weird Al Yankovic. I want to touch him. 
You might not want her in her present condition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natasha_Lyonne#Hospitalization
That. Is a crying shame. Such a special talent. (And hawtness. See Slums of Beverly Hills.)
OK SmartAleq, I guess I caught Clive in a bad snapshot. He cleans up nice. (I should know better than to underestimate one key hawtness factor in male actors: how much sneering contempt they inspire in male nonactors. :dubious:)
I’m not sure what the consensus is on her hotness but I think Jena Malone is gorgeous.
I also have always had a weird crush on Bea Arthur. I think it’s the voice. Mrowr.
Aaand, I will never understand my bizarre attraction to Louise Fletcher .
She’s only unattractive in the She’s All That world where when you throw glasses on someone, they are the ugliest person on the planet.
I happen to think she’s beautiful. I’m willing to bet she has her share of admirers.
Betty White I can see, but Bea Arthur? I think you win.
Your friends are the blind ones! He is smoking hot!!