Uma Thurman… ew
Mischa Barton - I’ve got nothing against her personally, but apparently she’s on the cover of Maxim this month and I have never found her very attractive.
Angelina Jolie is an interesting case - I don’t know if I find her attractive or not. I just know she infuriates me for some reason and I don’t really know why. Good actress, rockin’ body, but she’s not one of those people I look at and think, “man, i’ve got to have her.”
Most celebrities fall into the “highly overrated” category for me, but most of them are at least decent-looking.
Except Angelina Jolie. She’s what you’d get if you took a moderately attractive woman to the carnival, had her caricature done, then magically granted that caricature life. Freakish and disturbing.
Tom Cruise for sure. When I was a kid he was young and nobody knew he was crazy and even then I couldn’t figure out what was supposed to be good looking about him. Before he was crazy he was really bland so you can’t even chalk it up to some kind of style or presence. Just about anyone else you can name who I personally find ugly but is widely considered attractive, I can figure out why if I open up my mind. Not with Tom Cruise. I think people with a crush on Tom Cruise are all victims of some kind of government experiment, or else they are lying.
Edited to add that I don’t know WHY they are telling this lie but somehow Oprah is involved so that’s scary.
We’re not talking about “sexy” or “hot”, but attractive. Which to me means looks. In the picture you link to, she may be sexy, but she is not pretty.
I’ll second Pamela Anderson. She looked awesome when she first appeared in Playboy, but since then … bleh.
I think we share the same brain.
Brad Pitt yet again. I’ve never understood the appeal of this guy. Also, Keanu Reeves just doesn’t do it for me. I consider him to be maybe a 6 on the looks scale.
It’s simple really. She has to be attractive enough to actually have guys want to bang her (which she is) but not so attractive that women won’t relate to her or that it would be unbelievable that she wouldn’t be able to find a guy.
First to mention Owen Wilson?
That nose. Simply odd.
Totally agree with this one. The thing that annoys me about him is that (to me) he actually thinks he is hot. All of the guys that I don’t find hot have weird noses, including JT.
I assume Paris Hilton hasn’t been mentioned more often because she doesn’t meet the “everybody else does” condition anymore?
My big “WTF?” moments are Tom Cruise, Justin Timberlake, Owen (and Luke, for that matter) Wilson… when they’re brought up as the “definitive hotties” at work and amongst friends, I can’t help but want to throw up.
And having spent some time browsing trashy magazines lately, all I can say is… Zac Efron is PRETTY DAMN UNATTRACTIVE. No, really. What the hell is the deal with his face?
Johnny Depp used to be mildly cute. Used to be.
A less popular one I’ve heard is Will Ferrell – to be honest, I don’t find him the least bit funny, or the tiniest bit attractive.
For comparison sake, my hot list includes the likes of Hayden Christensen, Shia LaBeouf, Pete Wentz, and the oh-so-dreamy Jimmy Fallon.
Much of Uma Thurman is not attractive to me…her face, arms, legs are pretty scary to me. Her upper torso is nice though.
Pete Wentz. Not just unattractive, he’s obnoxious with the stupid faces he makes.
Jessica Biel. Nice body, fug face.
Juliette Lewis
I have never understood the appeal. She’s wierd lookin’ AND a bad actress.
Juliette Lewis’s appeal is that she’s the tramp that you secretly want to sleep with but would never admit to it.
I don’t think Lucy Liu is pretty at all, and it annoys me that she’s basically the only big-name Asian actress in the movies. She has a nice body but I’m more of a face guy, and I think her face is average at best.
Has the phrase “Owen Wilson is hot!” ever come out of a woman’s mouth? People drool over his brother, but I can’t say I’ve ever heard anyone say he’s hot. Or Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Ben Stiller, Denis Leary… most comedians just aren’t known for being lookers. Except Stephen Lynch.
Say that to the girls at every Dane Cook show I’ve seen. Maybe Owen Wilson isn’t “hot”, but I’ve known more than a handful of women who find him attractive.
Sarah Michelle Gellar. All the geeks go ga-ga over her, but let’s face it: you pass women better looking than she on the street twenty times a day.